Shout out to u/Misanthropia for the original post — the hive needed more updated art!
This list is current as of episode 234 (2/10/21)
Desus goes by numerous aliases on the Bodega Boys Podcast. These aliases are based on references to pop culture, sports, and hip-hop. The long and ever-changing list of aliases or "AKAs" are one of the many running gags on the show. During an interview with Method Man on Desus and Mero, Desus explained that the idea for aliases was based on the alter-egos of the rappers in the song "Wu-Gambinos" on the album Only Built 4 Cuban Linx... by Wu-Tang Clan member Raekwon. (info via Wikipedia)
Desus & Mero no longer record from Milk Studios (moved indefinitely) and have been recording the podcast remotely from home due to the pandemic. Most of the AKA’s now mention social distancing, hot takes on covid and store closures.

Desus

Desus is extremely consistent with his aliases, almost always presenting them in the exact same order and without any exclusions:
Desus Nice — In a Hot 97 interview on April 13th 2017, Desus explains that people started calling him Desus as a play on his government name, "Daniel", and "Jesus", because he worked miracles with people's computers
Young Chipotle — Desus’ original alias, he explains in one podcast that it originates from when he was broke and buying Chipotle was a genuine treat
Pockets stay fat like Terio (Pockets stay fat like 'here we go') — A reference to viral star Terio, a young, obese African American boy whose videos of him dancing launched him to very brief viral fame. Recently, Desus added the more politically correct and kid friendly “here we go”
Eli Litby — A play on Eli Whitney, inventor of the cotton gin
Boutros Boutros Gully — A play on Boutros Boutros-Ghali, former Secretary-General of the UN, “Gully” being Jamaican Patois for an impoverished area
Slobodan Might-know-ya-bitch — A play on Slobodan Milosevic, former President of Serbia and important player in the Bosnian War
Young Day Party — I believe this was adopted in the summer of 2016 after Desus recounted the story of a day party in D.C., which seemed to invigorate his love for partying during the day
Young Hot Take — He has hot takes, pretty obvious here
Desus H. Fuego — Another moniker to describe his hot (“fuego”) takes on topics
Mr. Nandos with a rando — Nandos is a portuguese chicken restaurant chain which originated in South Africa and is big in the UK and Australia. Rando is slang for random person. Having Nandos with a rando is eating chicken with a random person (credit to u/deweez)
Mr. Mil Novecientos Noventa Y Cuatro en Nueva York — In later episodes Desus rarely adds the “en Nueva York” bit, but it translates to “Mr. 1994 in New York”. "The Knicks team in 1994 made the finals and is a legendary team amongst all Knicks fans who were around at the time. That team got to game 7 of the finals against the Rockets. NYC rallied around that team hard body because that team absolutely embodied NYC to a T with guys like Ewing, Charles Oakley, Mason, Starks, and Derek Harper." (credit to u/Okieant33)
Mikhail Goin-off — derived from former Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev (credit to u/GhettoFob) converged with an allusion to losing ones temper in an act of random violence.
The Jouvert Boss — “Jouvert” is a carnival held in Caribbean/West Indian culture, involving a lot of partying
MC Likkle Gungo Pea — Gungo pea is a type of peas (also known as pigeon peas) often used in Jamaican dishes. Reference to his Jamaican heritage (credit to u/hopelessromcom)
"Pullin' up from 40 with your shorty" — Desus will “pull up”, or make a pass at, your girl even when the odds are slim or unlikely, much like a 40 foot shot in basketball
"Don’t talk to me in the Uber Pool, I don’t know you" — Uber introduced a service where you can share rides with other Uber users for a discounted rate. Desus has expressed his reluctance to engage with strangers when he is using it
The original “my plus one got a plus one so don’t make a fuss son” — When Desus shows up to an event with a girl, he brings two, and he's intimating that the host shouldn’t have a problem with that
Desus Rothstein, the Jamaican Jew — Originated around when Mero began his house search in Bergen County, NJ where a number of wealthy people of Jewish descent live. Desus envisions a version of himself who would fit in there
Jermaine Avocado Toast — Desus has gotten more cultured as a result of their success, and as such he has been able to indulge in things usually enjoyed by privileged white people, a stereotypical example of that being avocado toast. This is Desus’ gentrified, hipster persona
Young PA — Possible reference to the sound of small amount of air being expelled from a loose butthole, which is an impression Mero occasionally does (credit to u/jimsternub). This is also a reference to Brooklyn rapper Young MA.
The Ghost of Mufasa — A reference to Lion King, but beyond that I have no idea why he adopted it. Still hilarious though, and the nickname that most often makes Mero laugh
Young Charcuterie without the coonery — Charcuterie is considered very hip and trendy right now, and Desus is again saying he has a taste for the finer things, but is no longer interested in “coonery”, a derogatory term used to describe stereotypical African American behavior
Chile Limon, the left handed reliever for the Yankee’s (Que lo que?) — A fictional persona that seems to be a Latino version of Dock Ellis, who famously threw a no hitter while high on Acid. Chile Limon is also a popular seasoning/flavor with the Latino community
3 Phone Jones — Desus originally adopted "2 Phone Jones" after he reluctantly bought an iPhone to go with his Samsung Galaxy. He then received a Google Pixel, making it 3 Phone Jones (credit to u/ArtSorr0w)
Desus Ex Machina — A play on the common plot device “deus ex machina”, or “god from the machine” in which an unsolvable problem is suddenly resolved by some unexpected intervention. Desus also used to have a tumblr entitled "Desus Ex Machina" (credit to u/hardcore9)
Jay Chuckles — Revealed in episode 55 to be a reference to a now-defunct shoe store in NYC. Did Desus read this thread?
Stanley Cups — Desus' former rap alias, as revealed in episode 53.
The Human Dr. Bronner’s Label (Dilute! Dilute! Dilute!) — A reference to the concentrated soap Dr. Bronner’s Castile soap, which needs to be diluted. I didn’t quite understand how Desus applied this to himself, but it came from a joke in Episode 51 or 52 about Sean Spicer trying to defray controversy surrounding President Trump's decisions
Dionardo DiTrappio — A play on “Leonardo DiCaprio”, the actor, but referencing “trapping”, a slang for selling drugs.
Mr. 240p because I like my Pino blurry — Desus longs for the days of very low resolution pornography. 240p refers to the resolution, which is extremely low by modern standards
DJ Woolite AKA You're listening to Washed FM up next we got 24 hours of — The host of the fictional station “Washed FM”, a fictional radio station that is sometimes referenced along with “WSMK, Smack City Radio”. Woolite is a brand of fabric softener. Desus said multiple times on the podcast that now that he's single and living alone, he washes his clothes with extra fabric softener. As a kid, his clothes would get washed and be hard as nails. Again, he's got a taste for the finer things in life. (credit to u/Okieant33)
The Curried G.O.A.T. — A double reference to Desus’s Jamaican heritage, where Curried Goat is a popular culinary item, as well as referencing the phrase “G.O.A.T”, short for “greatest of all time”
Desus Spicer — A play on the former White House Press Secretary, Sean Spicer, who is often referenced on Desus & Mero as “spicing up” or “adding spice” to his takes
Jamal Hashburn — A play on Jamal Mashburn, a former NBA player, about Hash
The Bronx Celine Dion — Refers to the fact that Celine Dion is very popular in the Jamaican community, and so Desus is like Celine, but from the Bronx. (credit to u/chefboyardu) This is especially present with foreign and immigrant culture which means he is of mogul or iconic status for the Bronx (credit to u/courtofdacrimsonking)
Wray and Nephew's Nephew — A play on J. Wray and Nephew rum, which has its origins in Jamaica like Desus. Also, Desus drinks a lot, which you probably should have figured out by now. Introduced in episode 58
The Moreno you can't contain-o — A play on "moreno", a Spanish term for someone with dark skin
The Human Meme, Word to Ja — A play on Ja Rule's infamous mistake of believing that the word "meme" is pronounced "may-may"
Young Erewhon — A reference to a bourgeois health food store in LA, which makes this nickname in the vein of "Jermaine Avocado Toast", demonstrating Desus' taste for finer things now. (credit to u/a-1-since-day-1)
The Racist Provocateur — Desus flipped an angry tweet from April 28th 2017, in which someone called him a "racist provocateur" into a new alias
Henrik Bud-qvist — A play on NHL goalie Henrik Lundqvist, who currently plays for the New York Rangers
Nelson Bang-dela — An old alias resurrected in episode 65, a play on South African civil right's icon Nelson Mandela
Sergio Can't-see-me — A play on Sergio Tacchini, an Italian fashion designer and former Tennis player
Vladimir Boofin' — A play on Russian president Vladimir Putin, "boofin" being a reference to smuggling something by sticking it inside one's rectum
The Human Werther's, melting in your mouth — A reference to Werther's Originals, a brand of caramel hard candies favored by old people. Not really sure what this one means otherwise.
Mr. Becks on Deckington — The first time Desus introduced this one, he accidentally said "Mr. Becky's on Deckington" which was an incredible Freudian slip since Desus has been accused of not being into black women, and "Becky" is the stereotypical white woman name in pop culture. This is a reference to Desus always drinking Beck's, a cheap beer he favors along with Heineken. Adding "-ington" to words is New York slang, as Mero explains at some point.
Rikki-Tikki-Squad-bi — A play on Rikki-Tikki-Tavi, a character from the Jungle Book
Greg "Paaa"-povitch — A very meta play on San Antonio Spur's head coach Greg Popovich and the onomatopoeia of spreading butt cheeks apart (according to Mero)
Morris "Say it with your chest"-nut — A play on actor Morris Chestnut
Mahatma Gone-B — A play on famed pacifist Mahatma Gandi
Not Macka B but I got the cucumber — A reference to a viral video in which Reggae artist Macka B raps about healthy food in his "medical monday" series, Desus is unsurprisingly referencing his penis
The juices are pressed but your boy never is — Being "pressed" means someone is applying pressure to you, and no one would do that to Desus. The juices he is talking about are probably the morning drink he has with lemongrass and cayenne pepper that he makes reference to many times in recent episodes of the podcast.
I am the Art, dammit! — Not sure if this is a reference to anything specific or just a Kanye-esque line a crazed creative might yell out at some point
The Don Dada Ganoush — I believe this is a reference to the Meditteranean dish Baba Ganoush, "Don Dada" is Jamaican Patois slang (I believe) for “top pimp” or “big player” and a sort-of homophone for "baba"
No more Cup of Noodles — I don't know if this is a reference beyond the fact that Cup of Noodles is a struggle meal and Desus is no longer struggling
The Prince of Peckham — A reference to Peckham, a diverse neighborhood in London
The Fashion Nova Casanova — Fashion Nova is an online clothing retailer that specifically targets curvy women that Desus and Mero reference pejoratively (saying it's for bottle waitresses), Desus is saying here that he excels at seducing these kind of women ("Casanova" is a term of a man who excels at seducing women derived from the name of Italian Giacomo Casanova)
"William H. 5 Cent, 10 Cent, Dolla... Forget the small change, give me the the big money wine" — A reference to Soca Boys song "Dollar Wine (one cent, five cent, ten cent, dollar)" which apparently was super popular in the West Indies. "William H Holla is something Jay-Z used to call himself back in his hey day. It comes from the fact that Bill Gates' full name is William Henry Gates. Jay-Z used to give himself nicknames back in the day. J-Hova caught on but he used the term William H Holla because Jay-Z also coined the phrase "Holla At Me" and "Holla Back" and just shortened it to "Holla". So put the two together and you have William H Holla. He first said it on the song "Stick to the Script" off the Dynasty album. So Desus took it and made it his own." (credit to u/Okieant33)
The only anthem I salute is Dipset — A reference to the ongoing national anthem protests in the NFL, Desus is saying the only anthem he salutes is "Dipset Anthem" by Harlem rap legends The Diplomats
Mister Sauga, Catch me at Square One Top Left. Mans is marved. (Dont cheese me bro) — Finally a Canadian-centric reference, which makes sense given that the Bodega Boys have performed there multiple times. This is a reference to the Square One Shopping Center in Mississauga, Canada (where Desus alleges his mysterious wife and kids live), and "top left" is Greater Toronto Area slang for "truthful" or "seriously". "Mans is marved", means "I'm hungry" in Toronto slang (credit to u/Fortehlulz33)
Trill Rizzuto, holy cow! — A reference to former Yankees player Phil Rizzuto who would later go on to be a commentator, where his trademark expression was "holy cow!"
Mister Soft Palms because all I do is count checks and jerk off — I don't know if this is a reference to anything except Desus bragging about his lifestyle
"We got OJ, uh purple stuff, soda, and it's me! Sunny D!" — A reference to an old Sunny D commercial (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQE3jWYuGiw), and a play on the fact that people likely used to called Desus by the nickname "D", so "it's me! Sunny D" would be like saying "it's me, Desus!". Also kind of ironic since Desus is not a particularly sunny person (cue Dark Desus).
David Yerp-man — A play on David Yurman, an expensive jewelry company, and NYC slang exclamation "yerp"
Desus-expensive, Desus-Red Bottoms, Desus-bloody shoes — A play on a lyric from fellow Bronx native Cardi B taken from her song "Bodak Yellow"
Smo-a-kim Noah — A play on NBA player Joaquim Noah who played for the Knicks
Andrew Coooooool-nanan — A reference to serial killer (most notable for killing Gianni Versace) Andrew Cunanan
The Junior Energy God, come sit down 'pon me charger — Originally just the "Energy God" until Desus realized that that was fellow Jamaican Elephant Man's aliases. I thiiiink this is referring to the phrase "bring the same energy", the idea that if one is saying something behind someone's back, when confronted by the individual they should stick to their original statements. This alias started after the infamous Desus &amp; Mero visit to the Breakfast Club, in which DJ Envy accosted the boys about a joke they made about his wife. Desus &amp; Mero didn't punk out and therefore "brought the same energy". Someone tell me if I'm reaching here.
Call me PetCo cause I got your bitch-on-freeze — A play on words for the dog breed Bichon Frise
The Topic of Gossip in Syosset (Shout out to 11791 ah ah ah) — Syosset (zip code 11791) is a town in Long Island, NY. it's real bougie and suburban so Desus is saying basically he's got reach and is known not just in the hood but in the wealthy burbs too (credit to u/terminal-chillness)
Grandpa Joe, When you see Charlie you see me don't touch that golden ticket — A direct reference to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Grandpa Joe) and Desus's cats name (Charlie)
Dead Eye Desus (Mornin’ Sherrif) — Dead Eye Desus refers to the 2018 video game Red Dead Redemption 2. The game features a gameplay mechanic called "Dead Eye" that allows the player to slow time to achieve easy head shots and kills. The game is also set in the late 1800's, early 1900's in the old West, which is why Desus typically references a Sheriff after saying Dead Eye Desus. (credit to u/biggak)
Mr. Shopping at StreetEasy with a bad breezy like I'm Yeezy, please believe me — Another one of Desus' tongue twisters, this one is in reference to shopping at StreetEasy, a NYC real estate website with an attractive woman like Kanye West might do
The Black Asiatic who will crack your back like an automatic craftmatic — Added in episode 54 after Desus' continuing gag about "big Black Asiatic men" (often referencing their penises). Here Desus is implying that sex with him (a Black Asiatic man) is very vigorous by saying he will change your posture like a Craftmatic mattress, which is a brand of mattress whose shape and orientation can be controlled electronically
Mr. La Marina in a mesh Merina with a fresh misdemeanor and a cold demeanor — This one is a doozy, but was adopted after Desus mentioned his frequent trips to La Marina (a bar on the water in Manhattan) in episodes released in the summer of 2016. A mesh Merina is a a mesh tank top (I think). The other two parts are self explanatory. Not sure how he always gets this one right without mixing up the words.
The Sheet-Mask Killer (No one could be iller) — A reference to Sheet Masks, a skin care routine some might find to be bougie. "No one could be iller" is a reference to how ODB introduces Ghostface Killah on "Da Mystery of Chessboxin" by Wu Tang Clan (credit to u/atorMMM)
The Black Zack Morris of Port Morris — A take on Zack Morris for his problematic schemes on Saved by the Bell. (credit to u/justic3bon3r) Port Morris is a neighborhood in the Bronx (credit to u/m9rockstar) home of The Bronx Brewery and Bodega Boys Beer
Young KPI — More than likely a reference to the various random office jobs Desus had (KPI = key performance indicator) (credit to u/atorMMM)
Your Personal Desus — Desus sometimes will recite lyrics by Depeche Mode “Personal Jesus” (1989) More than likely this is a play off his main alias (credit to u/justic3bon3r)
The Pelé of Peleton — Pelé (Edson Arantes do Nascimento) was a former Brazilian soccer player and considered one of the greats. Desus is an avid Peleton user so much he deems himself the greatest of all time
Your problematic bae — Desus occasionally says problematic things, but you still love him, hence him being your “bae”. He always ends with this one, followed by an exaggerated kissing sound.
*After Desus's last aka he gives some sort of problematic advice sometimes followed by explosions*

Mero

Mero (u/THE_KID_MERO) is far less consistent with his aliases. Depending upon how smacked he is, he will often exclude or repeat some of his aliases. He also adds them far less frequently than Desus.
The Kid Mero — In a Hot 97 interview on April 13th 2017, Mero explained that this alias comes from the fact that his father and uncle wanted to name him "Ramiro", but his mother vetoed it and named him "Joel". His father and uncle continued to call him "Ramiro", which was shortened to "Miro" as a nickname. When Mero started tagging, he changed Miro to Mero because he found E to be a nicer letter to write (credit to u/atorMMM) as well as he just didn't like how the "i" looked. Also tagging the name "Ramiro" that long would get you arrested
The Human Durag Flap — Mero’s original nickname, and a reference to how hood he is and his uncircumcised status, something that gets referenced very often (credit u/ZeddyG2 and u/chandlersokay)
Curve Gotti — A play on “Irv Gotti”, former boss of Murder, Inc. records
Donovan Mcdabb — A play on former NFL player Donovan Mcnabb, in reference to dabbing, which could have two meanings (smoking THC oil or the dance move created by the Migos)
Trizz Khalifa — A play on “Wiz Khalifa”, but substituting the first part of the name with the slang “Trizz”. Usually said in a fake patois, imitating Popcaan's cry of "Fuck Wiz Khalifa!" at a Mixpak event
SKKRRRT Loder — A play on “Kurt Loder” former host on MTV News and editor at Rolling Stone
James St. Fatdick, I'll Ghost on you shorty — Originated right around the premiere of season 4 of Starz hit show "Power", here referencing the main character James St. Patrick, whose street alias is "Ghost"
Tiger Backwoods — A reference to pro golfer Tiger Woods and Mero’s love for smoking backwoods
“I no fucking baby, I fucking man!” — A reference to the viral video that sent friend of the brand Pioladitingancia to fame
“Check the guest list again because my name is definitely on it, and no I’m not stepping to the side while you check! ” — Not so much a nickname but something Mero might have said back in the day when he was broke and had to lie about being on guest lists to get into clubs
CC Dab-bathia — A play on Yankees Starting Pitchers name, CC Sabathia (and close friend of the brand)
Goldman Shm-achs — A variation of the phrase made popular by Bobby Shmurda and a reference to Goldman Sachs.
Mensch Montana — An alias borrowed from French Montana (who is from South Bronx) and popular artist with the Bodega Boys. They have mentioned his classic Mac and Cheese mixtapes numerous times on the podcast. Also this is a nod to his Jewish family connection; Mensch is Yiddish for "good guy." (credit to u/chefboyardu)
The Da-da-da Dad of the year — A play on a lyric from ScHoolboy Qs song "Man of The Year" (credit u/ZeddyG2). Mero already has three Mero Jr’s and the bodega princess, and as far as we can tell is an awesome dad, thus earning such a title. Confirmed to be a ScHoolboy Q reference in episode 56
Been-Smacked Biyombo — A play on “Bismack Biyombo”, a professional basketball player on the Charlotte Hornets
Di-Yayo Maradona — Reference to Argentinean soccer legend Diego Maradona and slang for coke (credit to u/terminal-chillness)
Dick-in-ya-bae Mutombo — A play on Dikembe Mutombo, former NBA player. Mero now respects the woman’s agency and asks for permission first before entering
Barlos Santana — A play on famed guitarist Carlos Santana and Xanax bars
The Dominican Don Dada — Jamaican Patois slang (I believe) for “top pimp” or “big player”, and as we know Mero is of Dominican descent, hence “Dominican Don Dada”. The phrase "Jamaican Don Dada" is used by the character Lennox in the movie "Belly", which is a classic in hip hop culture (credit to u/a-1-since-day-1) He follows this up with "catch me at Locksmith throwing up on myself". Locksmith is a bar on 192nd &amp; Broadway in Inwood, which is a REALLY Dominican NYC neighborhood (credit to u/terminal-chillness)
Some variation of "swipe my card again, put the bag over it, there's definitely money on it!" — A reference to a familiar experience for anyone who has been broke, in which you lie and act like it's the store's fault when your card gets declined
Romeo Xantos — A reference to famed Bachata artist and Xanax, Bachata being a dance and music style originating in the Dominican Republic. Also the added "Sooo xanny, lemme black out" is a play on Romeo's adlib "sooo nasty, lemme find out" (credit to u/terminal-chillness)
Light-an-L Dutchie "Hello? Is it weed you're looking for?" — Another weed double entendre referencing Lionel Richie and his famous song "Hello"
Papa Sushi, The Dyckman Don — A reference to often-referenced MamaSushi, a fusion sushi restaurant on Dyckman Street in Manhattan
Tom Brazy, your girl got my balls deflated — A boastful play on the Deflategate controversy surrounding Tom Brady and the New England Patriots after the 2014-2015 AFL Championship game
Feel-da-ass Tyson (CONSENSUALLY WITH YOUR PERMISSION) — A play on “Neil DeGrasse Tyson”, a well known physicist
Lil’ Snoozie Vert— A play on the name Lil Uzi Vert. This is also in reference for when Mero actually ‘tapped out’ on Instagram Live
Fry-an-L Messi — A play on Lionel Messi, a famous Argentinian soccer player of Italian descent, and smoking an "L", slang for blunt
Joe Hookah "I dare you! To smoke with me! At MamaSushi!" — A reference to rapper Black Rob's song "I Dare You" that features Joe Hooker on the hook. MamaSushi is a high-end restaurant chain located in New York
Ben Barson my hands are gifted — During the 2016 election cycle, famed neurosurgeon Ben Carson engaged in a brief campaign for the Republican nomination. Mero took to doing impressions of him, exaggerating Carson’s urban upbringing by saying he was “Ben Barson”, in which the “C” was replaced with a “B”, as a Blood gang member would. Unlike Desus, who almost never fumbles his nicknames, Mero has maybe said this one correctly one time
Xaniel Bedingfield — A play on Daniel Bedingfield followed by Mero playing "I Gotta Get Through This" a popular song by the artist Daniel Bedingfield with lyrics that are about Xanax (credit to u/KTTeal)
Some variation of “I’ll open your medicine cabinet and take all of your Benzos” — This is self-referential in two ways: 1. The earlier reference here is to when Mero admitted to Desus that he will unashamedly go through people’s medicine cabinets in order to snoop on their lives and 2. After the boat party story in which Mero got drunk and took some Xanax’s, he added “I’ll take all of your benzos” bit to express how much he enjoys the feeling Benzodiazepines create
The Xandman — This is a play on the musical artist “Scatman John” who was most known for his song “Scatman’s World”, the chorus of which Mero imitates with this name and the accompanying vocalization
Rico Sabroso — Spanish for “Rich Tasty”, but I’m not sure what the reference here is beyond that
Baby Newport — I assume a reference to Newport brand cigarettes, stereotypically popular in urban areas
Niño Brown — A reference to the main character of the film “New Jack City”, in which Wesley Snipes plays a crack dealer named Nino Brown, but pronounced like the Spanish word for "kid", giving it some Latino flavor (credit to u/Okieant33)
The East Tremont Stevie B — East Tremont is a predominately Hispanic area of the Bronx, while Stevie B was a recording artist from the 80’s with some incredible Jheri Curls. Sometimes sings "I want to be the one your Titi is fucking" after
I met Mike Francesca im never gon’ fail — A direct reference from when the Bodega Boys actually met Mike on the last episode on Desus &amp; Mero on Viceland. In translation, this means after finally meeting with the iconic Sports Pope this makes him unstoppable. This is also a reference to Kanye West's song 'Ultralight Beam' where Chance the Rapper says "I met Kanye West, I'm never gonna fail" (credit to u/RemyDWD)
The Plantain Supernova in the Sky — A reference to the Oasis hit “Champagne Supernova”, but changed to reflect Mero’s Dominican heritage, which often uses plantains in its cuisine. Occasionally he will sing an extended version, which goes “One day you will find me, smoking weed on Tremont/in the Plantain Supernova in the sky”. How does he hit these melodies so perfectly every time?
Tom Petty and the Ball Breakers — A play on the rock band name ‘Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers’. Mero sings the chorus from Tom Petty’s solo project “Free Fallin’” as “Free Ballin’” suggesting that he feels free doing his Zoom calls without pants
Barmelo Xanthony — An incredible play on the Bodega Boy’s favorite NBA player, Carmelo Xanthony, and Mero’s beloved Xanax’s. (credit to u/terminal-chillness) Most recently, Mero has changed his references to him making sound financial decisions and balancing his portfolio since the interview with Carmelo himself on Desus & Mero on Showtime
Some variation of “If you see me in Target approach me like a bear” — Originates from Mero’s love of getting really high and hanging out in Target. Being high sometimes makes him paranoid, so he doesn’t like people just running up on him. Desus suggested people “approach him diagonally, like you would a bear”. Mero interchanges “bear”, “Ursine Mammal”, and “Oso” (Spanish for “bear”) at random
Benzo the Clown — A problematic clown for kids that ruins birthday parties and not refunding your $50 deposit. Originated on Episode 96, Desus starts talking about rolling up to Mero Jr’s bar mitzvah smacked. (credit to u/outtaspite) Benzo’s antics are normally cut short by Mr. Fun Fun (voiced by Desus) normally ending with the problematic light
I sold fake Lean to your favorite SoundCloud rapper — Not sure this is a specific reference other than the fact that Lean is pretty much a guaranteed accessory for any SoundCloud rapper and Actavis discontinued their codeine/promethazine cough syrup in 2014 due to abuse, so a lot of people are drinking fake Lean.
"Llego el hijo de Tito y Fifa papi"/"The son of Tito and Fifa has arrived, papi — In later episodes, Mero began to include some Spanish phrases at the end of his list of aliases, usually beginning with this phrase and building off of it. When Mero does this he also says "Hassan tira me lo pita" which is slang for "Hassan drop me a beat". Mero is making pretend that he's a DJ on NY's Spanish Radio Station 97.9 La Mega. Mero from here goes on to talk all kinds of shit about how hard and gangster he is. (credit to u/bobbuddha and u/Okieant33)
Please correct me if you have ideas or see mistakes!

Discontinued aliases:
Desus

Young Green Room
Desus Vice
Vice-K Matsuzaka
Kristap Por-sling-dick
The Human Jerry Curl

Mero

Blem de la blem
Young Pap Smear
Metro Bloomin' Onion (credit to u/raybegleiter)
Fry-an-L Messi (Mero at one point said this instead of "Light-an-L Messi", he'll probably go back and forth)
Papi Shampoo
Lucious Lyon-ass nigga
David Trizz-Dale

[OC]: An Eminem's guide to Hip-Hop inspired by his custom made Album Art Ts worn throughout his career.

Six Nine - Imformation

Daniel Hernandez (born May 8, 1996), known professionally as 6ix9ine (pronounced "six nine"), is an American rapper, songwriter and convicted felon. His music has been marked by an aggressive style of rapping, while his controversial public persona is characterized by his distinctive rainbow-colored hair, extensive tattoos, public feuds with fellow celebrities, and legal issues.[5]

6ix9ine became widely known in late 2017 after the release of his debut single, "Gummo", which was a sleeper hit. He subsequently released the mixtape Day69 (2018), which was supported by the singles "Kooda", "Keke", and "Gotti", all of which charted on the Billboard Hot 100.[6] "Fefe", featuring Nicki Minaj and Murda Beatz, the lead single from his debut album Dummy Boy (2018), became 6ix9ine's most successful single, peaking at number three on the Billboard Hot 100.[7][8] Despite negative critical reception, Dummy Boy was certified platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA).[9] His first single since his release from prison, "Gooba", was released alongside a music video and broke the record for the most-viewed online hip hop video in the first 24 hours.[10]

In 2015, 6ix9ine pled guilty to a felony count of use of a child in a sexual performance, and received a four-year probation period and a 1,000-hour community service order. In 2018, he was arrested on racketeering, weapons, and drugs charges. He pled guilty to nine charges including conspiracy to murder and armed robbery in February 2019, and was given a two-year prison sentence after testifying for the prosecution. In April 2020, he was granted early release during the COVID-19 pandemic following fears over his vulnerability to the disease due to his asthma condition, and was put on house arrest for the remainder of his term.[11]
EARLY LIFE
Daniel Hernandez was born on May 8, 1996, in Bushwick, Brooklyn, New York City[12] to a mother from Mexico and a father from Puerto Rico.[13] His mother, Natividad Perez-Hernandez, came to the U.S. in 1988 to seek a better life and opportunity; she is also a diabetic and has had an operation on four hernias.[14] Hernandez played baseball and soccer throughout his youth, he was assigned to a major league soccer team at 13 but his mother declined because she didn’t trust a stranger taking his son at a young age.[15]

Hernandez has an older brother, Oscar Osiris Hernandez; his name is tattooed on the right side of his head.[16][17] Hernandez and his older brother Oscar were raised in a church throughout their youth. Hernandez would sing during mass and was selected many times to read the word of God, his favorite passage was Psalm 121.[18] His biological father left when Hernandez was in the 3rd grade. His stepfather was shot dead steps away from the family home in 2010.[19][20] Following the murder, Hernandez was hospitalized for depression and post-traumatic stress disorder.[21] Emotionally disturbed by the death of his stepfather, Hernandez started to act out and was eventually expelled from school in the 8th grade for bad behavior.[22] Rather than continuing his education, he started working at various jobs such as being a busboy and a delivery boy at a grocery store to help his mother financially.[23]

Hernandez also dealt drugs to supplement his income, most notably selling cannabis and heroin on the streets while working at a local Brooklyn bodega. He was eventually arrested for his criminal activities and sentenced to prison time at Rikers Island, where he began to associate himself with the Nine Trey Gangsters, a prison subset of the Bloods street gang.
Music Career
Hernandez first decided to rap in 2012 after meeting Peter "Righteous P" Rogers, CEO of New York record label Hikari-Ultra, when he came into the vegan bodega Hernandez was working at in Bushwick, Brooklyn and asked if Hernandez rapped based on his appearance, stating that he thought he had the image of a rapper and suggested that he rap because of this, along with Hernandez' cadence. [24] [25] Hernandez began releasing rap songs in 2014, starting with "69" in August 2014, "Pimpin", in September 2014, and "4769", his first collaboration as a lead artist featuring two rappers from the Brooklyn collective Pro Era, J.A.B. and Dirty Sanchez. Over the next three years, he released multiple tracks and videos with titles such as "Scumlife", "Yokai", and "Hellsing Station", drawing attention for his aggressive rapping style and use of anime as music video visuals. Many of his early songs were released by FCK THEM, a music label based in Slovakia.[26] Gathering fame as an internet meme for his rainbow-dyed hair, extensive tattoos and rainbow-plated grills, he eventually became an associate of fellow New York rapper ZillaKami, the younger half-brother of Righteous P.[27] They later feuded after Hernandez allegedly stole instrumentals and songs they had made together.[24]
2017 - 2018 Day69 and Dummy Boy
Poles1469", released in April 2017, featured Hernandez alongside Trippie Redd on YouTube.[26] Hernandez rose to prominence on social media due to a July 2017 Instagram post that went viral on both Reddit and Twitter.[28] Hernandez's commercial debut single "Gummo" was released on November 10, 2017, and eventually peaked at number 12 on the US Billboard Hot 100.[29][30] It was certified platinum by the RIAA on March 5, 2018.[31] His next single, "Kooda", debuted at number 61 on the Hot 100 the week of December 23, 2017.[32] On January 14, 2018, Hernandez released his third single, "Keke", with Fetty Wap and A Boogie wit da Hoodie, which also charted on the Hot 100.[33]

Shortly afterward, Hernandez announced his debut mixtape, titled Day69.[34] The mixtape was released on February 23, 2018, and debuted at number 4 on the Billboard 200 album chart with 55,000 album-equivalent units, of which 20,000 were pure sales.[35][36] According to Jon Caramanica of The New York Times, the tape was an outgrowth of the "SoundCloud rap explosion", and was notable for its willingness to deviate from hip-hop's prevailing sound.[37] After the release of Day69, two songs from the album, "Billy" and "Rondo" both debuted on the Billboard Hot 100, with "Billy" peaking at number 50 and "Rondo" at number 73.[38][39]

In April 2018, Hernandez released "Gotti", a remix of a feature he did for artist Packman titled "Got it, Got it".[40] The song's video was released on April 16, 2018, and involved footage of Hernandez donating bundles of $100 bills to poor citizens in the Dominican Republic.[41][42] The song was added to Day69 as a deluxe song and debuted at number 99 on the Billboard Hot 100 before dropping off the following week, making it his sixth consecutive Hot 100 entry.[38]

Hernandez stirred up controversy in May 2018 when he was involved in a shooting with the entourage of fellow New York rapper Casanova as part of a feud; this led to Hernandez losing a $5 million headphone deal and being banned from the Barclays Center.[43] After the shooting, Hernandez stopped releasing music for several months, before releasing "Tati", featuring DJ Spinking in June, which debuted at number 43 on the Billboard Hot 100.[43]

6ix9ine during a performance in Amsterdam in June 2018
In July 2018, Hernandez released his eighth single, "Fefe", featuring Nicki Minaj and Murda Beatz; the single debuted at number four on the Billboard Hot 100 before peaking at number three in its second week, marking Hernandez's highest entry on the chart and his first single to reach the top five of the Hot 100.[44] "Fefe" was later certified double platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America.[45] His subsequent singles, "Bebe" and "Stoopid", also reached the top 30 of the Hot 100.[46]

In September 2018, Hernandez signed a publishing deal with LA-based music company Create Music Group.[47]

In early October 2018, Hernandez was featured on the song "Aulos Reloaded" with French house DJ Vladimir Cauchemar and "Kick" with Danish singer Jimilian.[48] On November 7, 2018, it was announced that his debut studio album, Dummy Boy, was to be released on November 23,[49] but on November 21, it was announced that the album would be postponed.[50] The album was ultimately released without notice on November 27, on all streaming services.[51] Despite generally negative critical reception, the album became his highest-charting, after debuting at number two on the Billboard 200 behind Travis Scott's Astroworld.[51][52] While in jail, 6ix9ine was featured on previous collaborator A Boogie wit da Hoodie's song "Swervin", peaking at number 27 on the Hot 100, off his sophomore album Hoodie SZN. The song was released on December 21, 2018, alongside the album.[53]

An Updated Definitive List of the Bodega Boy's Aliases — Part 3!

Shout out to u/Misanthropia for the original post — the hive needed a more updated art!
This list is current as of episode 153 (4/15/19)
Desus goes by numerous aliases on the Bodega Boys Podcast. These aliases are based on references to pop culture, sports, and hip hop. The long and ever-changing list of aliases or "AKAs" are one of the many running gags on the show. During an interview with Method Man on Desus and Mero, Desus explained that the idea for aliases was based on the alter-egos of the rappers in the song "Wu-Gambinos" on the album Only Built 4 Cuban Linx... by Wu-Tang Clan member Raekwon. (info via Wikipedia)
With the change to Milk Studios, the AKAs are now at the end of every podcast instead of before and after.
Desus is extremely consistent with his aliases, almost always presenting them in the exact same order and without any exclusions:
Desus Nice - In a Hot 97 interview on April 13th 2017, Desus explains that people started calling him Desus as a play on his government name, "Daniel", and "Jesus", because he worked miracles with people's computers
Young Chipotle – Desus’ original alias, he explains in one podcast that it originates from when he was broke and buying Chipotle was a genuine treat
Pockets stay fat like Terio (Pockets stay fat like 'here we go') – A reference to viral star Terio, a young, obese African American boy whose videos of him dancing launched him to very brief viral fame. Recently, Desus added the more politically correct and kid friendly “here we go”
Eli Litby – A play on Eli Whitney, inventor of the cotton gin
Boutros Boutros Gully – A play on Boutros Boutros-Ghali, former Secretary-General of the UN, “Gully” being Jamaican Patois for an impoverished area
Slobodan Might-know-ya-bitch – A play on Slobodan Milosevic, former President of Serbia and important player in the Bosnian War
Young Day Party – I believe this was adopted in the summer of 2016 after Desus recounted the story of a day party in D.C., which seemed to invigorate his love for partying during the day
Young Hot Take – He has hot takes, pretty obvious here
Desus H. Fuego – Another moniker to describe his hot (“fuego”) takes on topics
Mr. Nandos with a rando - Nandos is a portuguese chicken restaurant chain which originated in South Africa and is big in the UK and Australia. Rando is slang for random person. Having Nandos with a rando is eating chicken with a random person (credit to u/deweez)
Mr. Mil Novecientos Noventa Y Cuatro en Nueva York – In later episodes Desus rarely adds the “en Nueva York” bit, but it translates to “Mr. 1994 in New York”. "The Knicks team in 1994 made the finals and is a legendary team amongst all Knicks fans who were around at the time. That team got to game 7 of the finals against the Rockets. NYC rallied around that team hard body because that team absolutely embodied NYC to a T with guys like Ewing, Charles Oakley, Mason, Starks, and Derek Harper." (credit to u/Okieant33)
Mikhail Goin-off – A play on Mikhail Prokhorov, the Russian owner of the Brooklyn Nets (credit to u/Okieant33)
The Jouvert Boss – “Jouvert” is a carnival held in Caribbean/West Indian culture, involving a lot of partying
MC Likkle Gungo Pea - Gungo pea is a type of peas (also known as pigeon peas) often used in Jamaican dishes. Reference to his Jamaican heritage (credit to u/hopelessromcom)
"Pullin' up from 40 with your shorty" – Desus will “pull up”, or make a pass at, your girl even when the odds are slim or unlikely, much like a 40 foot shot in basketball
"Don’t talk to me in the Uber Pool, I don’t know you" – Uber introduced a service where you can share rides with other Uber users for a discounted rate. Desus has expressed his reluctance to engage with strangers when he is using it
The original “my plus one got a plus one so don’t make a fuss son” – When Desus shows up to an event with a girl, he brings two, and he's intimating that the host shouldn’t have a problem with that
Desus Rothstein, the Jamaican Jew – Originated around when Mero began his house search in Bergen County, NJ where a number of wealthy people of Jewish descent live. Desus envisions a version of himself who would fit in there
Jermaine Avocado Toast – Desus has gotten more cultured as a result of their success, and as such he has been able to indulge in things usually enjoyed by privileged white people, a stereotypical example of that being avocado toast. This is Desus’ gentrified, hipster persona
Young PA - Possible reference to the sound of small amount of air being expelled from a loose butthole, which is an impression Mero occasionally does (credit to u/jimsternub). This is also a reference to Brooklyn rapper Young MA.
The Ghost of Mufasa – A reference to Lion King, but beyond that I have no idea why he adopted it. Still hilarious though, and the nickname that most often makes Mero laugh
Young Charcuterie without the coonery – Charcuterie is considered very hip and trendy right now, and Desus is again saying he has a taste for the finer things, but is no longer interested in “coonery”, a derogatory term used to describe stereotypical African American behavior
Chile Limon, the left handed reliever for the Yankee’s (Que lo que?) – A fictional persona that seems to be a Latino version of Dock Ellis, who famously threw a no hitter while high on Acid. Chile Limon is also a popular seasoning/flavor with the Latino community
3 Phone Jones – Desus originally adopted "2 Phone Jones" after he reluctantly bought an iPhone to go with his Samsung Galaxy. He then received a Google Pixel, making it 3 Phone Jones (credit to u/ArtSorr0w)
Desus Ex Machina – A play on the common plot device “deus ex machina”, or “god from the machine” in which an unsolvable problem is suddenly resolved by some unexpected intervention. Desus also used to have a tumblr entitled "Desus Ex Machina" (credit to u/hardcore9)
Jay Chuckles - Revealed in episode 55 to be a reference to a now-defunct shoe store in NYC. Did Desus read this thread?
Stanley Cups - Desus' former rap alias, as revealed in episode 53.
The Human Dr. Bronner’s Label (Dilute! Dilute! Dilute!) – A reference to the concentrated soap Dr. Bronner’s Castile soap, which needs to be diluted. I didn’t quite understand how Desus applied this to himself, but it came from a joke in Episode 51 or 52 about Sean Spicer trying to defray controversy surrounding President Trump's decisions
Dionardo DiTrappio – A play on “Leonardo DiCaprio”, the actor, but referencing “trapping”, a slang for selling drugs.
Mr. 240p because I like my Pino blurry – Desus longs for the days of very low resolution pornography. 240p refers to the resolution, which is extremely low by modern standards
DJ Woolite AKA You're listening to Washed FM up next we got 24 hours of – The host of the fictional station “Washed FM”, a fictional radio station that is sometimes referenced along with “WSMK, Smack City Radio”. Woolite is a brand of fabric softener. Desus said multiple times on the podcast that now that he's single and living alone, he washes his clothes with extra fabric softener. As a kid, his clothes would get washed and be hard as nails. Again, he's got a taste for the finer things in life. (credit to u/Okieant33)
The Curried G.O.A.T – A double reference to Desus’s Jamaican heritage, where Curried Goat is a popular culinary item, as well as referencing the phrase “G.O.A.T”, short for “greatest of all time”
Desus Spicer – A play on the former White House Press Secretary, Sean Spicer, who is often referenced on Desus & Mero as “spicing up” or “adding spice” to his takes
Jamal Hashburn - A play on Jamal Mashburn, a former NBA player, about Hash
The Bronx Celine Dion - ???
Wray and Nephew's Nephew - A play on J. Wray and Nephew rum, which has its origins in Jamaica like Desus. Also, Desus drinks a lot, which you probably should have figured out by now. Introduced in episode 58
The Moreno you can't contain-o - A play on "moreno", a Spanish term for someone with dark skin
The Human Meme, Word to Ja - A play on Ja Rule's infamous mistake of believing that the word "meme" is pronounced "may-may"
Young Erewhon - A reference to a bourgeois health food store in LA, which makes this nickname in the vein of "Jermaine Avocado Toast", demonstrating Desus' taste for finer things now. Credit to u/a-1-since-day-1
The Racist Provocateur - Desus flipped an angry tweet from April 28th 2017, in which someone called him a "racist provocateur" into a new alias
Henrik Bud-qvist - A play on NHL goalie Henrik Lundqvist, who currently plays for the New York Rangers
Nelson Bang-dela - An old alias resurrected in episode 65, a play on South African civil right's icon Nelson Mandela
Sergio Can't-see-me - A play on Sergio Tacchini, an Italian fashion designer and former Tennis player
Vladimir Boofin' - A play on Russian president Vladimir Putin, "boofin" being a reference to smuggling something by sticking it inside one's rectum
The Human Werther's, melting in your mouth - A reference to Werther's Originals, a brand of caramel hard candies favored by old people. Not really sure what this one means otherwise.
Mr. Becks on Deckington - The first time Desus introduced this one, he accidentally said "Mr. Becky's on Deckington" which was an incredible Freudian slip since Desus has been accused of not being into black women, and "Becky" is the stereotypical white woman name in pop culture. This is a reference to Desus always drinking Beck's, a cheap beer he favors along with Heineken. Adding "-ington" to words is New York slang, as Mero explains at some point.
Rikki-Tikki-Squad-bi - A play on Rikki-Tikki-Tavi, a character from the Jungle Book
Greg "Paaa"-povitch - A very meta play on San Antonio Spur's coach Greg Popovich and the onomatopoeia of spreading butt cheeks apart (according to Mero)
Morris "Say it with your chest"-nut - A play on actor Morris Chestnut
Mahatma Gone-B - A play on famed pacifist Mahatma Gandi
Not Macka B but I got the cucumber - A reference to a viral video in which Reggae artist Macka B raps about healthy food in his "medical monday" series, Desus is unsurprisingly referencing his penis
The juices are pressed but your boy never is - Being "pressed" means someone is applying pressure to you, and no one would do that to Desus. The juices he is talking about are probably the morning drink he has with lemongrass and cayenne pepper that he makes reference to many times in recent episodes of the podcast.
I am the Art, dammit! - Not sure if this is a reference to anything specific or just a Kanye-esque line a crazed creative might yell out at some point
The Don Dada Ganoush - I believe this is a reference to the Meditteranean dish Baba Ganoush, "Don Dada" is Jamaican Patois slang (I believe) for “top pimp” or “big player” and a sort-of homophone for "baba"
No more Cup of Noodles - I don't know if this is a reference beyond the fact that Cup of Noodles is a struggle meal and Desus is no longer struggling
The Prince of Peckham - A reference to Peckham, a diverse neighborhood in London
The Fashion Nova Casanova - Fashion Nova is an online clothing retailer that specifically targets curvy women that Desus and Mero reference pejoratively (saying it's for bottle waitresses), Desus is saying here that he excels at seducing these kind of women ("Casanova" is a term of a man who excels at seducing women derived from the name of Italian Giacomo Casanova)
William H. 5 Cent, 10 Cent, Dolla... Forget the small change, give me the the big money wine - A reference to Soca Boys song "Dollar Wine (one cent, five cent, ten cent, dollar)" which apparently was super popular in the West Indies. "William H Holla is something Jay-Z used to call himself back in his hey day. It comes from the fact that Bill Gates' full name is William Henry Gates. Jay-Z used to give himself nicknames back in the day. J-Hova caught on but he used the term William H Holla because Jay-Z also coined the phrase "Holla At Me" and "Holla Back" and just shortened it to "Holla". So put the two together and you have William H Holla. He first said it on the song "Stick to the Script" off the Dynasty album. So Desus took it and made it his own." (credit to u/Okieant33)
The only anthem I salute is Dipset - A reference to the ongoing national anthem protests in the NFL, Desus is saying the only anthem he salutes is "Dipset Anthem" by Harlem rap legends The Diplomats
Mister Sauga, Catch me at Square One Top Left. Mans is marved. (Dont cheese me bro) - Finally a Canadian-centric reference, which makes sense given that the Bodega Boys have performed there multiple times. This is a reference to the Square One Shopping Center in Mississauga, Canada (where Desus alleges his mysterious wife and kids live), and "top left" is Greater Toronto Area slang for "truthful" or "seriously". "Mans is marved", means "I'm hungry" in Toronto slang (credit to u/Fortehlulz33)
Trill Rizzuto, holy cow! - A reference to former Yankees player Phil Rizzuto who would later go on to be a commentator, where his trademark expression was "holy cow!"
Mister Soft Palms because all I do is count checks and jerk off - I don't know if this is a reference to anything except Desus bragging about his lifestyle
We got OJ, uh purple stuff, soda, and it's me! Sunny D!" - A reference to an old Sunny D commercial (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQE3jWYuGiw), and a play on the fact that people likely used to called Desus by the nickname "D", so "it's me! Sunny D" would be like saying "it's me, Desus!". Also kind of ironic since Desus is not a particularly sunny person (cue Dark Desus).
David Yerp-man - A play on David Yurman, an expensive jewelry company, and NYC slang exclamation "yerp"
Desus-expensive, Desus-Red Bottoms, Desus-bloody shoes - A play on a lyric from fellow Bronx native Cardi B taken from her song "Bodak Yellow"
Smo-a-kim Noah - A play on NBA player Joaquim Noah who plays for the Knicks
Andrew Coooooool-nanan - A reference to serial killer (most notable for killing Gianni Versace) Andrew Cunanan
The Junior Energy God, come sit down 'pon me charger - Originally just the "Energy God" until Desus realized that that was fellow Jamaican Elephant Man's aliases. I thiiiink this is referring to the phrase "bring the same energy", the idea that if one is saying something behind someone's back, when confronted by the individual they should stick to their original statements. This alias started after the infamous Desus & Mero visit to the Breakfast Club, in which DJ Envy accosted the boys about a joke they made about his wife. Desus & Mero didn't punk out and therefore "brought the same energy". Someone tell me if I'm reaching here.
Call me PetCo cause I got your bitch-on-freeze - A play on words for the dog breed Bichon Frise
The Topic of Gossip in Syosset - Syosset is a town in Long Island, NY. it's real bougie and suburban so Desus is saying basically he's got reach and is known not just in the hood but in the wealthy burbs too (credit to u/terminal-chillness)
Grandpa Joe, When you see Charlie you see me don't touch that golden ticket - A direct reference to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Grandpa Joe) and Desus's cats name (Charlie)
Dead Eye Desus (Mornin’ Sherrif) - Dead Eye Desus refers to the 2018 video game Red Dead Redemption 2. The game features a gameplay mechanic called "Dead Eye" that allows the player to slow time to achieve easy head shots and kills. The game is also set in the late 1800's, early 1900's in the old West, which is why Desus typically references a Sheriff after saying Dead Eye Desus. (credit to u/biggak)
"Mr. Shopping at StreetEasy with a bad breezy like I'm Yeezy, please believe me - Another one of Desus' tongue twisters, this one is in reference to shopping at StreetEasy, a NYC real estate website with an attractive woman like Kanye West might do
The Black Asiatic who will crack your back like an automatic craftmatic - Added in episode 54 after Desus' continuing gag about "big Black Asiatic men" (often referencing their penises). Here Desus is implying that sex with him (a Black Asiatic man) is very vigorous by saying he will change your posture like a Craftmatic mattress, which is a brand of mattress whose shape and orientation can be controlled electronically
Mr. La Marina in a mesh Merina with a fresh misdemeanor and a cold demeanor – This one is a doozy, but was adopted after Desus mentioned his frequent trips to La Marina (a bar on the water in Manhattan) in episodes released in the summer of 2016. A mesh Merina is a a mesh tank top (I think). The other two parts are self explanatory. Not sure how he always gets this one right without mixing up the words.
The Sheet-Mask Killer (No one could be iller) — ??
The Black Zach Morris of Port Morris — ??
The Human Jerry Curl (Follow the drip) — ??
Young KPI — ??
Your problematic bae – Desus occasionally says problematic things, but you still love him, hence him being your “bae”. He always ends with this one, followed by an exaggerated kissing sound.
After Desus's last aka he always gives some sort of problematic advice followed by explosions
Mero (u/THE_KID_MERO) is far less consistent with his aliases. Depending upon how smacked he is, he will often exclude or repeat some of his aliases. He also adds them far less frequently than Desus.
The Kid Mero - In a Hot 97 interview on April 13th 2017, Mero explained that this alias comes from the fact that his father and uncle wanted to name him "Romero", but his mother vetoed it and named him "Joel". His father and uncle continued to call him "Romero", which was shortened to "Mero" as a nickname
The Human Durag Flap – Mero’s original nickname, and a reference to how hood he is and his uncircumcised status, something that gets referenced very often (credit u/ZeddyG2 and u/chandlersokay)
Curve Gotti – A play on “Irv Gotti”, former boss of Murder, Inc. records
Donovan Mcdabb - A play on former NFL player Donovan Mcnabb, in reference to dabbing, which could have two meanings (smoking THC oil or the dance move created by the Migos)
Trizz Khalifa – A play on “Wiz Khalifa”, but substituting the first part of the name with the slang “Trizz”. Usually said in a fake patois, imitating Popcaan's cry of "Fuck Wiz Khalifa!" at a Mixpak event
SKKRRRT Loder – A play on “Kurt Loder” former host on MTV News and editor at Rolling Stone
James St. Fatdick, I'll Ghost on you shorty - Originated right around the premiere of season 4 of Starz hit show "Power", here referencing the main character James St. Patrick, whose street alias is "Ghost"
Tiger Backwoods — A reference to pro golfer Tiger Woods and Mero’s love for smoking backwoods
“I no fucking baby, I fucking man!” – A reference to the viral video that sent friend of the brand Pioladitingancia to fame
“Check the guest list again because my name is definitely on it, and no I’m not stepping to the side while you check! ” – Not so much a nickname but something Mero might have said back in the day when he was broke and had to lie about being on guest lists to get into clubs
CC Dab-bathia - A play on Yankees Starting Pitchers name, CC Sabathia (and close friend of the brand)
Getting this sh-money and this sh-moke — it's your boy Goldman Shm-achs - A variation of the phrase made popular by Bobby Shmurda and a reference to Goldman Sachs.
Da-da-da Dad of the year – A play on a lyric from ScHoolboy Qs song "Man of The Year" (credit u/ZeddyG2). Mero already has three Mero Jr’s and the bodega princess, and as far as we can tell is an awesome dad, thus earning such a title. Confirmed to be a ScHoolboy Q reference in episode 56
Been-Smacked Biyombo – A play on “Bismack Biyombo”, a professional basketball player on the Charlotte Hornets
Di-Yayo Maradona - Reference to Argentinean soccer legend Diego Maradona and slang for coke (credit to u/terminal-chillness)
Dick-in-ya-bae Mutombo - A play on Dikembe Mutombo, former NBA player
David Trizz-Dale - A play on David Fizdale, Current New York Knicks Head Coach. This is normally followed by “BLOW BLOW TAKE THAT FOR DATA”
Barlos Santana - A play on famed guitarist Carlos Santana and Xanax bars
The Dominican Don Dada – Jamaican Patois slang (I believe) for “top pimp” or “big player”, and as we know Mero is of Dominican descent, hence “Dominican Don Dada”. The phrase "Jamaican Don Dada" is used by the character Lennox in the movie "Belly", which is a classic in hip hop culture (credit to u/a-1-since-day-1) He follows this up with "catch me at Locksmith throwing up on myself". Locksmith is a bar on 192nd & Broadway in Inwood, which is a REALLY Dominican NYC neighborhood (credit to u/terminal-chillness)
Some variation of "swipe my card again, put the bag over it, there's definitely money on it! - A reference to a familiar experience for anyone who has been broke, in which you lie and act like it's the store's fault when your card gets declined
Romeo Xantos - A reference to famed Bachata artist and Xanax, Bachata being a dance and music style originating in the Dominican Republic. Also the added "Sooo xanny, lemme black out" is a play on Romeo's adlib "sooo nasty, lemme find out" (credit to u/terminal-chillness)
Light-an-L Dutchie (Hello? Is it weed you're looking for?) - Another weed double entendre referencing Lionel Richie and his famous song "Hello"
Papa Sushi, The Dyckman Don - A reference to often-referenced Mamasushi, a fusion sushi restaurant on Dyckman Street in Manhattan
Tom Brazy, your girl got my balls deflated - A boastful play on the Deflategate controversy surrounding Tom Brady and the New England Patriots after the 2014-2015 AFL Championship game
Feel-da-ass Tyson (CONSENSUALLY WITH YOUR PERMISSION) – A play on “Neil DeGrasse Tyson”, a well known physicist
Lil’ Snoozie Vert- A play on the name Lil Uzi Vert. This is also in reference for when Mero actually ‘tapped out’ on Instagram Live
Fry-an-L Messi - A play on Lionel Messi, a famous Argentinian soccer player of Italian descent, and smoking an "L", slang for blunt
Joe Hookah, I dare you to smoke with me! - A reference to rapper Black Rob's song "I Dare You" that features Joe Hooker on the hook
Ben Barson (with the precision of a Swiss wristwatch) my hands are gifted – During the 2016 election cycle, famed neurosurgeon Ben Carson engaged in a brief campaign for the Republican nomination. Mero took to doing impressions of him, exaggerating Carson’s urban upbringing by saying he was “Ben Barson”, in which the “C” was replaced with a “B”, as a Blood gang member would. Unlike Desus, who almost never fumbles his nicknames, Mero has maybe said this one correctly one time
Xaniel Bedingfield - A play on Daniel Bedingfield followed by Mero playing "I Gotta Get Through This" a popular song by the artist Daniel Bedingfield with lyrics that are about Xanax (credit to u/KTTeal)
Some variation of “I’ll open your medicine cabinet and take all of your Benzos” – This is self-referential in two ways: 1. The earlier reference here is to when Mero admitted to Desus that he will unashamedly go through people’s medicine cabinets in order to snoop on their lives and 2. After the boat party story in which Mero got drunk and took some Xanax’s, he added “I’ll take all of your benzos” bit to express how much he enjoys the feeling Benzodiazepines create
The Xandman – This is a play on the musical artist “Scatman John” who was most known for his song “Scatman’s World”, the chorus of which Mero imitates with this name and the accompanying vocalization
Rico Sabroso – Spanish for “Rich Tasty”, but I’m not sure what the reference here is beyond that
Lucious Lyon-ass nigga (c’mon mayne) - A reference to Terrence Howard’s character Lucious Lyon on Empire. This is said in a shaky voice Terrence is known for
Baby Newport - I assume a reference to Newport brand cigarettes, stereotypically popular in urban areas
Niño Brown – A reference to the main character of the film “New Jack City”, in which Wesley Snipes plays a crack dealer named Nino Brown, but pronounced like the Spanish word for "kid", giving it some Latino flavor (credit to u/Okieant33)
The East Tremont Stevie B – East Tremont is a predominately Hispanic area of the Bronx, while Stevie B was a recording artist from the 80’s with some incredible Jheri Curls. Sometimes sings "I want to be the one your Titi is fucking" after
The Plantain Supernova in the Sky – A reference to the Oasis hit “Champagne Supernova”, but changed to reflect Mero’s Dominican heritage, which often uses plantains in its cuisine. Occasionally he will sing an extended version, which goes “One day you will find me, smoking weed on Tremont/in the Plantain Supernova in the sky”. How does he hit these melodies so perfectly every time?
I met Mike Francesca im never gon’ fail - A direct reference from when the Bodega Boys actually met Mike on the last episode on Desus & Mero on Viceland. In translation, this means after finally meeting with the iconic Sports Pope this makes him unstoppable. This is also a reference to Kanye West's song 'Ultralight Beam' where Chance the Rapper says "I met Kanye West, I'm never gonna fail" (credit to u/RemyDWD)
Barmelo Xanthony – An incredible play on the Bodega Boy’s favorite NBA player, Carmelo Xanthony, and Mero’s beloved Xanax’s. Mero almost always adds a reference to him relaxing since being released by the Houston Rockets. (credit to u/terminal-chillness) Most recently, Mero has changed his references to him making sound financial decisions and balancing his portfolio since the interview with Carmelo himself on Desus & Mero on Showtime
Some variation of “If you see me in Target approach me like a bear” – Originates from Mero’s love of getting really high and hanging out in Target. Being high sometimes makes him paranoid, so he doesn’t like people just running up on him. Desus suggested people “approach him diagonally, like you would a bear”. Mero interchanges “bear”, “Ursine Mammal”, and “Oso” (Spanish for “bear”) at random
Benzo the Clown - A problematic clown for kids that ruins birthday parties and not refunding your $50 deposit. Originated on Episode 96, Desus starts talking about rolling up to Mero Jr’s bar mitzvah smacked. (credit to u/outtaspite)
I sold fake Lean to your favorite SoundCloud rapper - Not sure this is a specific reference other than the fact that Lean is pretty much a guaranteed accessory for any SoundCloud rapper and Actavis discontinued their codeine/promethazine cough syrup in 2014 due to abuse, so a lot of people are drinking fake Lean.
"Llego el hijo de Tito y Fifa papi"/"The son of Tito and Fifa has arrived, papi – In later episodes, Mero began to include some Spanish phrases at the end of his list of aliases, usually beginning with this phrase and building off of it. When Mero does this he also says "Hassan tira me lo pita" which is slang for "Hassan drop me a beat". Mero is making pretend that he's a DJ on NY's Spanish Radio Station 97.9 La Mega. Mero from here goes on to talk all kinds of shit about how hard and gangster he is. (credit to u/bobbuddha and u/Okieant33)
Please correct me if you have ideas or see mistakes!
Discontinued aliases:

Desus - Young Green Room
Desus - Desus Vice
Desus - Vice-K Matsuzaka
Desus - Kristap Por-sling-dick (on injured reserved until the facts come out)
Mero - Blem de la blem
Mero - Young Pap Smear
Mero - Metro Bloomin' Onion, credit to u/raybegleiter
Mero - Fry-an-L Messi (Mero at one point said this instead of "Light-an-L Messi", he'll probably go back and forth)
Mero - Papi Shampoo

8th Wonder Music Pool [18-November-2019]

03 Greedo & Kenny Beats – Maria (Clean) 03 Greedo & Kenny Beats – Maria (Dirty) 9lokknine Feat. Rich The Kid – Trap Do (Extend) (Dirty) AC Slater & BIJOU – Louis V (Main) Alkaline – Big Tyma (Dirty) Ash – Fellah Riddim (Main) Audien Feat. Nevve – Buzzing (Main) Bally Baby Feat. Millye & NoCap – When The Hood Hot (Dirty) Bankroll Freddie, Lil Baby & Young Dolph – Drip Like Dis (Instrumental) Blac Youngsta – So What (Clean) Blac Youngsta – So What (Dirty) Born Dirty & Diplo – Ouro (Clean) Buddy Feat. Kent Jamz – Hollyhood (Clean) Buddy Feat. Kent Jamz – Hollyhood (Dirty) Buju Banton – Trust (Clean) Buju Banton – Trust (Dirty) Candace Sosa – Give It All (Clean) Carly Pearce and Lee Brice – I Hope You’re Happy Now (Clean) Chance The Rapper Feat. Gucci Mane – Big Fish (Clean) Chief Keef, Riff Raff & DJ Paul – FLOOR SEATS (Extend) (Dirty) Cody Johnson – The Only One I Know (Cowboy Life) (Clean) Coldplay – Everyday Life (Clean) Colonel Loud Feat. E-40 & Ricco Barrino – Tell Me (Extend) (Clean) Colonel Loud Feat. E-40 & Ricco Barrino – Tell Me (Extend) (Dirty) CrankDat – Falling (Clean) Crossnaders – Tecno (Clean) Doja Cat – Juicy (Extend) (Clean) Don Omar Y Alexis Y Fido – No Te Vayas Don Scrue – Activate Donaeo Feat. Kyzem, K Trap & LD – Back Down (Clean) Donaeo Feat. Kyzem, K Trap & LD – Back Down (Dirty) Donaeo Feat. Kyzem, K Trap & LD – Back Down (Instrumental) Earl Sweatshirt – EAST (Extend) (Clean) Earl Sweatshirt – EAST (Extend) (Dirty) Edison Cole – Headbanger (Clean) Eric Bellinger – Ball (Extend) (Clean) Fabolous Feat. The Dream – Throw It In The Bag (Extend) (Dirty) Frank Ocean – DHL (Clean) Frank Ocean – In My Room (Clean) Frank Ocean – In My Room (Extend) (Dirty) Free Nationals Feat. Syd – Shibuya (Extend) (Clean) Future Feat. Lil Durk – Last Name (Clean) Future Feat. Lil Durk – Last Name (Dirty) Gammer – Brostep Strikes Back (Clean) Gammer – Brostep Strikes Back (Main) Gang Starr Feat. Ne-Yo & Nitty Scott – Get Together (Extend) (Clean) Gang Starr Feat. Ne-Yo & Nitty Scott – Get Together (Extend) (Dirty) Gashi – Mr. Ferrari (Clean) Gashi – Mr. Ferrari (Dirty) Glass Animals & Denzel Curry – Tokyo Drifting (Dirty) Good Girl – Misery (Clean) Good Girl – Misery (Dirty) Hootie and The Blowfish – Hold On (Clean) Ice Cube – Friday (DJ Mocha Friday Intro) (Extend) (Dirty) J Balvin – Blanco (Clean) J Stone Feat. Nipsey Hussle, Pacman Da Gunman & Casanova – Nineteen (Extend) (Dirty) Jahstylez – Hot Up Ina Dis Jayla Darden – Onto Something (Clean) Jordan Burns – Rollin’ (Clean) Jory Boy and Leo Bash – Mientras Tanto (Clean) KANDY – Let Me Down (Clean) Kiavetta & O’Neils – Fever (Clean) Killy – Triple Helix (Clean) King Combs Feat. Jeremih – Naughty (Instrumental) King Roy Gotti – I Got The Hook Up (Clean) King Roy Gotti – I Got The Hook Up (Dirty) Kip Moore – She’s Mine (Clean) Krimelife Cass Feat. ABG Neal, Sheff G & Sleepy Hallow – Forrest Gump (Remix) (Dirty) Lady Antebellum – What Im Leaving For (Clean) Lainey Wilson – Dirty Looks (Clean) Leno Banton – Pirates (Clean) Leno Banton – Pirates (Dirty) Lil Baby – Woah (Extend) (Clean) Lil Baby – Woah (Extend) (Dirty) Lizzo – Good As Hell (DJ Joe Green Hype Edit) (Clean) Lizzo – Good As Hell (DJ Joe Green Hype Edit) (Dirty) Lizzo – Good As Hell (DJ Joe Green Slam Edit) (Clean) Lizzo – Good As Hell (DJ Joe Green Slam Edit) (Dirty) Lizzo Feat. Ariana Grande – Good As Hell (Remix) (DJ Joe Green Hype Edit) (Clean) Lizzo Feat. Ariana Grande – Good As Hell (Remix) (DJ Joe Green Hype Edit) (Dirty) Lizzo Feat. Ariana Grande – Good As Hell (Remix) (DJ Joe Green Slam Edit) (Clean) Lizzo Feat. Ariana Grande – Good As Hell (Remix) (DJ Joe Green Slam Edit) (Dirty) Lupe Fiasco – Hey Lupe (Extend) (Dirty) Major Lazer f. El Alfa and J Balvin – Que Calor (Clean) Major Lazer Feat. El AlFeat.a and J Balvin – Que Calor (Clean) Malachiae – Try To Love (Clean) Man Cub Feat. Svrcina – In A Dream (Original Mix) Mant – Dance On It (Clean) Mant – Gameshow (Clean) Mark B, Lunay Y Lirico En La Casa – Mojadero Marshmello, YUNGBLUD & blackbear – Tongue Tied (Clean) Melanie Dyer – Memphis T Shirt (Clean) Melii Feat. Gyptian – High For U (Dirty) Milk Bar & Cesare Caccia – Holding On (Clean) MineSweepa – LA (Main) MOGUAI – Green Sally Up (Clean) Morgan Heritage – Beach & Country (Clean) N3WPORT & Rolipso – Be With You (Clean) NFeat.asis Y Gianluca Vacchi – Subelo Y Bajalo Ojo de Buey Feat. Lutan Fyah – Run (Main) One OK Rock – Stand Out Fit In (Clean) Otherwise – Lifted (Clean) Pardison Fontaine Feat. Offset – Take It Down (Extend) (Clean) Pardison Fontaine Feat. Offset – Take It Down (Extend) (Dirty) Payton Smith – What It Meant To Lose You (Clean) Plies Feat. DaBaby – Boss Friends (Extend) (Dirty) Pls&Ty Feat. Dia Frampton – Summer’s Young (Clean) Projekt X Feat. Marty Obey – Swerve (Extend) (Clean) Pusha T & Swizz Beatz – No Patience (Clean) Pusha T & Swizz Beatz – No Patience (Dirty) Q Da Fool Feat. Maxo Kream – Playoffs (Clean) Q Da Fool Feat. Maxo Kream – Playoffs (Dirty) Raheem DeVaughn – Rose Gold (Clean) Raven & Kreyn Feat. Nino Lucarelli – This Far (Main) Ritz – Chiliad (Original Mix) San Sebastian – No More (Edit) Scarface Feat. 2Pac & Johnny P – Smile (Extend) (Clean) Scarface Feat. 2Pac & Johnny P – Smile (Extend) (Dirty) Sheck Wes – YKTS (Extend) (Dirty) Skytech – Saturday Night (Clean) Snow Tha Product – Petty (Extend) (Dirty) SonReal – Heart (Dirty) The Dream – Shawty Is A 10 (Extend) (Clean) The Jacks – In The Bleak Midwinter (Clean) Thomas Newson – Living 100 (Original Mix) Trippie Redd Feat. DaBaby – Death (Clean) Trippie Redd Feat. DaBaby – Death (Extend) (Dirty) Troy Ave – B.M.F (Clean) Troy Ave – B.M.F (Dirty) Tyler Rich – Rather Be Us (Clean) Valerie Broussard – Killer (Clean) Volbeat Feat. Neil Fallon – Die To Live (Clean) Wale f. Jeremih – On Chill (Clean) WhoHurtYou – Not The One (Clean) Yelawolf – Opie Taylor (Clean) YNW Melly – No Heart (Dirty) Young Thug Feat. Gunna & Travis Scott – Hot (Remix) (Extend) (Clean) Young Thug Feat. Gunna & Travis Scott – Hot (Remix) (Extend) (Dirty) YoungBoy Never Broke Again – Rich As Hell (Extend) (Dirty) Yung Lean – Blue Plastic (Dirty)

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A (Somewhat) Definitive List of the Bodega Boy's Aliases

What's good Bodega Hive,
As a devoted fan of the Bodega Boys, I've found their increasingly numerous list of aliases to be one of the funniest, and most esoteric, of their running gags. I've attempted to compile a list here of all of their aliases as to help those out who might not get some of the references.
Disclaimer: I'm a 25 year old white guy from suburban New England, so I totally could have missed some of the older or more Bronx-centric references here. In addition, there's a few where I just have no clue what they are at all. Please feel free to correct me if you can!
Edit 2/7/17: It looks like people have tried to make a similar list on Quora, I did not see this while making mine but credit to them: https://www.quora.com/What-are-all-of-Desus-Nice%E2%80%99s-and-The-Kid-Meros-nicknames-from-Bodega-Boys
This list is current as of episode 90 11/30/2017.
Desus is extremely consistent with his aliases, almost always presenting them in the exact same order and without any exclusions.
Desus - In a Hot 97 interview on April 13th 2017, Desus explains that people started calling him Desus as a play on his government name, "Daniel", and "Jesus", because he worked miracles with people's computers
Desus Vice – A simple play on “Desus Nice” that originated after the deal with Vice for their nightly show, Desus & Mero
Young Chipotle – Desus’ original alias, he explains in one podcast that it originates from when he was broke and buying Chipotle was a genuine treat
Pockets stay fat like Terio – A reference to viral star Terio, a young, obese African American boy whose videos of him dancing launched him to very brief viral fame
Kristap Por-sling-dick – A play on Kristaps Porzingis, a basketball player for the New York Knick’s who despite being from Latvia has adopted some NY mannerisms
Eli Litby – A play on Eli Whitney, inventor of the cotton gin
Boutros Boutros Gully – A play on Boutros Boutros-Ghali, former Secretary-General of the UN, “Gully” being Jamaican Patois for an impoverished area
Slobodan Might-know-ya-bitch – A play on Slobodan Milosevic, former President of Serbia and important player in the Bosnian War
Young Day Party – I believe this was adopted in the summer of 2016 after Desus recounted the story of a day party in D.C., which seemed to invigorate his love for partying during the day
Young Hot Take – He has hot takes, pretty obvious here
Desus H. Fuego – Another moniker to describe his hot (“fuego”) takes on topics
Mr. Nandos with a rando - Nandos is a portuguese chicken restaurant chain which originated in South Africa and is big in the UK and Australia. Rando is slang for random person. Having Nandos with a rando is eating chicken with a random person (credit to u/deweez)
Mr Mil Novecientos Noventa Y Cuatro en Nueva York – In later episodes Desus rarely adds the “en Nueva York” bit, but it translates to “Mr. 1994 in New York” – Unsure of the meaning here
Mikhail Goin-off – A play on Mikhail Gorbachev, the last leader of the Soviet Union
The Jouvert Boss – “Jouvert” is a carnival held in Caribbean/West Indian culture, involving a lot of partying
MC Likkle Gungo Pea - Gungo pea is a type of peas (also known as pigeon peas) often used in Jamaican dishes. Reference to his Jamaican heritage (credit to u/hopelessromcom)
"Pullin' up from 40 with your shorty" – Desus will “pull up”, or make a pass at, your girl even when the odds are slim or unlikely, much like a 40 foot shot in basketball
"Don’t talk to me in the Uber Pool, I don’t know you" – Uber introduced a service where you can share rides with other Uber users for a discounted rate. Desus has expressed his reluctance to engage with strangers when he is using it
The original “my plus one got a plus one so don’t make a fuss son” – When Desus shows up to an event with a girl, he brings two, and he's intimating that the host shouldn’t have a problem with that
Desus Rothstein, the Jamaican Jew – Originated around when Mero began his house search in Bergen County, NJ where a number of wealthy people of Jewish descent live. Desus envisions a version of himself who would fit in there
Jermaine Avocado Toast – Desus has gotten more cultured as a result of their success, and as such he has been able to indulge in things usually enjoyed by privileged white people, a stereotypical example of that being avocado toast. This is Desus’ gentrified, hipster persona
Young PA - Possible reference to the sound of small amount of air being expelled from a loose butthole, which is an impression Mero occasionally does (credit to u/jimsternub). This is also a reference to Brooklyn rapper Young MA.
The Ghost of Mufasa – A reference to Lion King, but beyond that I have no idea why he adopted it. Still hilarious though, and the nickname that most often makes Mero laugh
Young Charcuterie without the coonery – Charcuterie is considered very hip and trendy right now, and Desus is again saying he has a taste for the finer things, but is no longer interested in “coonery”, a derogatory term used to describe stereotypical African American behavior
Chile Limon, the left handed reliever for the Yankee’s (Que lo que?) – A fictional persona that seems to be a Latino version of Dock Ellis, who famously threw a no hitter while high on Acid. Chile Limon is also a popular seasoning/flavor with the Latino community
Vice-K Matsuzaka – A play on Daisuke Matsuzaka, a former professional baseball player who played for the New York Mets, among others
3 Phone Jones (previously 2 Phone Jones) – Desus originally adopted "2 Phone Jones" after he reluctantly bought an iPhone to go with his Samsung Galaxy. He then received a Google Pixel, making it 3 Phone Jones (credit to u/ArtSorr0w)
Desus Ex Machina – A play on the common plot device “deus ex machina”, or “god from the machine” in which an unsolvable problem is suddenly resolved by some unexpected intervention. Desus also used to have a tumblr entitled "Desus Ex Machina" (credit to u/hardcore9)
Jay Chuckles - Revealed in episode 55 to be a reference to a now-defunct shoe store in NYC. Did Desus read this thread?
Stanley Cups - Desus' former rap alias, as revealed in episode 53.
The Human Dr. Bronner’s Label (Dilute! Dilute! Dilute!) – A reference to the concentrated soap Dr. Bronner’s Castile soap, which needs to be diluted. I didn’t quite understand how Desus applied this to himself, but it came from a joke in Episode 51 or 52 about Sean Spicer trying to defray controversy surrounding President Trump's decisions
Dionardo DiTrappio – A play on “Leonardo DiCaprio”, the actor, but referencing “trapping”, a slang for selling drugs.
Mr. 240p because I like my Pino blurry – Desus longs for the days of very low resolution pornography. 240p refers to the resolution, which is extremely low by modern standards
DJ Woolite – The host of the fictional station “Washed FM”, a fictional radio station that is sometimes referenced along with “WSMK, Smack City Radio”. Woolite is a brand of laundry detergent
The Curried G.O.A.T – A double reference to Desus’s Jamaican heritage, where Curried Goat is a popular culinary item, as well as referencing the phrase “G.O.A.T”, short for “greatest of all time”
Desus Spicer – A play on the current White House Press Secretary, Sean Spicer who is often referenced on Desus & Mero as “spicing up” or “adding spice” to his takes
Jamal Hashburn - A play on Jamal Washburn, a former NBA player, about Hash
The Bronx Celine Dion - ???
Wray and Nephew's Nephew - A play on J. Wray and Nephew rum, which has its origins in Jamaica like Desus. Also, Desus drinks a lot, which you probably should have figured out by now. Introduced in episode 58
The Moreno you can't contain-o - A play on "moreno", a Spanish term for someone with dark skin
The Human Meme, Word to Ja - A play on Ja Rule's infamous mistake of believing that the word "meme" is pronounced "may-may"
Young Erewhon - A reference to a bourgeois health food store in LA, which makes this nickname in the vein of "Jermaine Avocado Toast", demonstrating Desus' taste for finer things now. Credit to u/a-1-since-day-1
The Racist Provocateur - Desus flipped an angry tweet from April 28th 2017, in which someone called him a "racist provocateur" into a new alias
Henrik Bud-qvist - A play on NHL goalie Henrik Lundqvist, who currently plays for the New York Rangers
Nelson Bang-dela - An old alias resurrected in episode 65, a play on South African civil right's icon Nelson Mandela
Sergio Can't-see-me - A play on Sergio Tacchini, an Italian fashion designer and former Tennis player
The Human Werther's, melting in your mouth - A reference to Werther's Originals, a brand of caramel hard candies favored by old people. Not really sure what this one means otherwise.
Vladimir Boofin' - A play on Russian president Vladimir Putin, "boofin" being a reference to smuggling something by sticking it inside one's rectum
Mr. Becks on Deckington - The first time Desus introduced this one, he accidentally said "Mr. Becky's on Deckington" which was an incredible Freudian slip since Desus has been accused of not being into black women, and "Becky" is the stereotypical white woman name in pop culture. This is a reference to Desus always drinking Beck's, a cheap beer he favors along with Heineken. Adding "-ington" to words is New York slang, as Mero explains at some point.
Rikki-Tikki-Squad-bi - A play on Rikki-Tikki-Tavi, a character from the Jungle Book
Greg "Paaa"-povitch - A very meta play on San Antonio Spur's coach Greg Popovich and the onomatopoeia of spreading butt cheeks apart (according to Mero)
"Mr. Shopping at StreetEasy with a bad breezy like I'm Yeezy, please believe me - Another one of Desus' tongue twisters, this one is in reference to shopping at StreetEasy, a NYC real estate website with an attractive woman like Kanye West might do
Morris "Say it with your chest"-nut - A play on actor Morris Chestnut
Mahatma Gone-B - A play on famed pacifist Mahatma Gandi
Not Macka B but I got the cucumber - A reference to a viral video in which Reggae artist Macka B raps about healthy food in his "medical monday" series, Desus is unsurprisingly referencing his penis
The juices are pressed but your boy never is - Being "pressed" means someone is applying pressure to you, and no one would do that to Desus. The juices he is talking about are probably the morning drink he has with lemongrass and cayenne pepper that he makes reference to many times in recent episodes of the podcast.
I am the Art, dammit! - Not sure if this is a reference to anything specific or just a Kanye-esque line a crazed creative might yell out at some point
The Don Dada Ganoush - I believe this is a reference to the Meditteranean dish Baba Ganoush, "Don Dada" is Jamaican Patois slang (I believe) for “top pimp” or “big player” and a sort-of homophone for "baba"
No more Cup of Noodles - I don't know if this is a reference beyond the fact that Cup of Noodles is a struggle meal and Desus is no longer struggling
The Prince of Peckham - A reference to Peckham, and impoverish and dangerous part of London
The Fashion Nova Casanova - Fashion Nova is an online clothing retailer that specifically targets curvy women that Desus and Mero reference pejoratively (saying it's for bottle waitresses), Desus is saying here that he excels at seducing these kind of women ("Casanova" is a term of a man who excels at seducing women derived from the name of Italian Giacomo Casanova)
*William H. 5 Cent, 10 Cent, Dolla... Forget the small change, give me the the big money * - A reference to Soca Boys song "Dollar Wine (one cent, five cent, ten cent, dollar)" which apparently was super popular in the West Indies. I have no idea what the "William H." part means
The only anthem I salue is Dipset - A reference to the ongoing national anthem protests in the NFL, Desus is saying the only anthem he salutes is "Dipset Anthem" by Harlem rap legends The Diplomats
Mister Sauga, Catch me at Square One Top Left - Finally a Canadian-centric reference, which makes sense given that the Bodega Boys have performed there multiple times. This is a reference to the Square One Shopping Center in Mississauga, Canada (where Desus alleges his mysterious wife and kids live), and "top left" is Greater Toronto Area slang for "truthful" or "seriously".
Trill Rizzuto, holy cow! - A reference to former Yankees player Phil Rizzuto who would later go on to be a commentator, where his trademark expression was "holy cow!"
Mister Soft Palms because all I do is count checks and jerk off - I don't know if this is a reference to anything except Desus bragging about his lifestyle
We got OJ, uh purple stuff, soda, and it's me! Sunny D!" - A reference to an old Sunny D commercial (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQE3jWYuGiw) but I have no idea what the joke is here
David Yerp-man - A play on David Yurman, an expensive jewelry company, and NYC slang exclamation "yerp"
The Black Asiatic who will crack your back like an automatic craftmatic - Added in episode 54 after Desus' continuing gag about "big Black Asiatic men" (often referencing their penises). Here Desus is implying that sex with him (a Black Asiatic man) is very vigorous by saying he will change your posture like a Craftmatic mattress, which is a brand of mattress whose shape and orientation can be controlled electronically
Mr. La Marina in a mesh Merina with a fresh misdemeanor and a cold demeanor – This one is a doozy, but was adopted after Desus mentioned his frequent trips to La Marina (a bar on the water in Manhattan) in episodes released in the summer of 2016. A mesh Merina is a a mesh tank top (I think). The other two parts are self explanatory. Not sure how he always gets this one right without mixing up the words.
Your problematic bae – Desus occasionally says problematic things, but you still love him, hence him being your “bae”. He always ends with this one, followed by an exaggerated kissing sound
Mero is far less consistent with his aliases. Depending upon how smacked he is, he will often exclude or repeat some of his aliases. He also adds them far less frequently than Desus.
The Kid Mero - In a Hot 97 interview on April 13th 2017, Mero explained that this alias comes from the fact that his father and uncle wanted to name him "Romero", but his mother vetoed it and named him "Joel". His father and uncle continued to call him "Romero", which was shortened to "Mero" as a nickname
The Human Durag Flap – Mero’s original nickname, and a reference to how hood he is and his uncircumcised status, something that gets referenced very often (credit u/ZeddyG2 and u/chandlersokay)
Curve Gotti – A play on “Irv Gotti”, former boss of Murder, Inc. records
Donovan Mcdabb - A play on former NFL player Donovan Mcnabb, in reference to dabbing, which could have two meanings (smoking THC oil or the dance move created by the Migos)
Trizz Khalifa – A play on “Wiz Khalifa”, but substituting the first part of the name with the slang “Trizz”. Usually said in a fake patois, imitating Popcaan's cry of "Fuck Wiz Khalifa!" at a Mixpak event
SKKRRRT Loder – A play on “Kurt Loder” former host on MTV News and editor at Rolling Stone
James St. Fatdick, I'll Ghost on you shorty - Originated right around the premiere of season 4 of Starz hit show "Power", here referencing the main character James St. Patrick, whose street alias is "Ghost"
“I no fucking baby, I fucking man!” – A reference to a viral video from the Dominican Republic, in which a man named Jonathan disputes allegations that he is a child, and insists he is indeed a grown man
“Check the guest list again because my name is definitely on it, and no I’m not stepping to the side while you check” – Not so much a nickname but something Mero might have said back in the day when he was broke and had to lie about being on guest lists to get into clubs
Some variation of "slide it again, put the bag over it, I know there's money on it! - A reference to a familiar experience for anyone who has been broke, in which you lie and act like it's the store's fault when your card gets declined
Da-da-da Dad of the year – A play on a lyric from ScHoolboy Qs song "Man of The Year" (credit u/ZeddyG2). Mero already has three Mero Jr’s and a girl on the way, and as far as we can tell is an awesome dad, thus earning such a title. Confirmed to be a ScHoolboy Q reference in episode 56
The Dominican Don Dada – Jamaican Patois slang (I believe) for “top pimp” or “big player”, and as we know Mero is of Dominican descent, hence “Dominican Don Dada”. The phrase "Jamaican Don Dada" is used by the character Lennox in the movie "Belly", which is a classic in hip hop culture (credit to u/a-1-since-day-1)
Been-smacked Biyombo – A play on “Bismack Biyombo”, a professional basketball player on the Orlando Magic, that alludes to Mero’s near constant high
Feel-da-ass Tyson – A play on “Neil DeGrasse Tyson”, a well known physicist
Light-an-L Messi, molto bene! - A play on Lionel Messi, a famous Argentinian soccer player of Italian descent, and smoking an "L", slang for blunt
Dick-in-ya-bae Mutombo* - A play on Dikembe Mutombo, former NBA player
Ben Barson, with the precision of a Swiss wristwatch/my hands are gifted – During the 2016 election cycle, famed neurosurgeon Ben Carson engaged in a brief campaign for the Republican nomination. Mero took to doing impressions of him, exaggerating Carson’s urban upbringing by saying he was “Ben Barson”, in which the “C” was replaced with a “B”, as a Blood gang member would. Unlike Desus, who almost never fumbles his nicknames, Mero has maybe said this one correctly one time
Some variation of “I’ll open your medicine cabinet and take all of your Benzos” – This is self-referential in two ways: 1. The earlier reference here is to when Mero admitted to Desus that he will unashamedly go through people’s medicine cabinets in order to snoop on their lives and 2. After the boat party story in which Mero got drunk and took some Xanax’s, he added “I’ll take all of your benzos” bit to express how much he enjoys the feeling Benzodiazepines create
The Xandman – This is a play on the musical artist “Scatman John”, who was most known for his song “Scatman’s World”, the chorus of which Mero imitates with this name and the accompanying vocalization
Rico Sabroso – Spanish for “Rich Tasty”, but I’m not sure what the reference here is beyond that
Tom Brazy, your girl got my balls deflated - A boastful play on the Deflategate controversy surrounding Tom Brady and the New England Patriots after the 2014-2015 AFL Championship game
Baby Newport - I assume a reference to Newport brand cigarettes, stereotypically popular in urban areas
Barlos Santana - A play on famed guitarist Carlos Santana and Xanax bars
Romeo Santos - A reference to famed Bachata artist, Bachata being a dance and music style originating in the Dominican Republic
Blem de la blem - "Blem" is Toronto/Jamaican slang for "high"
Light-an-L Dutchie, is it weed you're looking for? - Another weed double entendre referencing Lionel Richie and his famous song "Hello"
Papi Shampoo - Papi Shampoo is a popular Dominican phrase meaning that someone is a ladies man that dresses well. (credit to u/irollny)
The East Tremont Stevie B – East Tremont is a predominately Hispanic area of the Bronx, while Stevie B was a recording artist from the 80’s with some incredible Jheri Curls. Sometimes sings "I want to be the one your Titi is fucking" after
Nino Brown – Not sure if it’s just “Nino Brown”, but in that case it’s most likely a reference to the main character of the film “New Jack City”, in which Wesley Snipes plays a crack dealer named Nino Brown
Barmelo Xanthony – An incredible play on the Bodega Boy’s favorite NBA player, Carmelo Xanthony, and Mero’s beloved Xanax’s
Some variation of “if you see me in Target approach me like a bear” – Originates from Mero’s love of getting really high and hanging out in Target. Being high sometimes makes him paranoid, so he doesn’t like people just running up on him. Desus suggested people “approach him diagonally, like you would a bear”. Mero interchanges “bear”, “Ursine Mammal”, and “Oso” (Spanish for “bear”) at random
The Plantain Supernova in the Sky – A reference to the Oasis hit “Champagne Supernova”, but changed to reflect Mero’s Dominican heritage, which often uses plantains in its cuisine. Occasionally he will sing an extended version, which goes “One day you will find me, smoking weed on Tremont/in the Plantain Supernova in the sky”. How does he hit these melodies so perfectly every time?
Xaniel Bedingfield - A play on Daniel Bedingfield followed by Mero playing "I Gotta Get Through This" a popular song by the artist Daniel Bedingfield with lyrics that are about Xanax (credit to u/KTTeal)
"Llego el hijo de Tito y Fifa papi"/"The son of Tito and Fifa has arrived, papi – In later episodes, Mero began to include some Spanish phrases at the end of his list of aliases, usually beginning with this phrase and building off of it (credit to u/bobbuddha)
Please correct me if you have ideas or see mistakes!
Discontinued aliases
Mero - Young Pap Smear
Desus - Young Green Room
Mero - Metro Bloomin' Onion (credit to u/raybegleiter)
Mero - Fry-an-L Messi - Mero at one point said this instead of "Light-an-L Messi", he'll probably go back and forth

A (Somewhat) Definitive List of the Bodega Boy's Aliases... Pt. 2!

What's good Bodega Hive,
As a devoted fan of the Bodega Boys, I've found their increasingly numerous list of aliases to be one of the funniest, and most esoteric, of their running gags. I've attempted to compile a list here of all of their aliases as to help those out who might not get some of the references.
Disclaimer: I'm a 25 year old white guy from suburban New England, so I totally could have missed some of the older or more Bronx-centric references here. In addition, there's a few where I just have no clue what they are at all. Please feel free to correct me if you can!
Edit 2/7/17: It looks like people have tried to make a similar list on Quora, I did not see this while making mine but credit to them: https://www.quora.com/What-are-all-of-Desus-Nice%E2%80%99s-and-The-Kid-Meros-nicknames-from-Bodega-Boys
This list is current as of episode 107 4/18/2018.
Desus is extremely consistent with his aliases, almost always presenting them in the exact same order and without any exclusions.
Desus - In a Hot 97 interview on April 13th 2017, Desus explains that people started calling him Desus as a play on his government name, "Daniel", and "Jesus", because he worked miracles with people's computers
Desus Vice – A simple play on “Desus Nice” that originated after the deal with Vice for their nightly show, Desus & Mero
Young Chipotle – Desus’ original alias, he explains in one podcast that it originates from when he was broke and buying Chipotle was a genuine treat
Pockets stay fat like Terio – A reference to viral star Terio, a young, obese African American boy whose videos of him dancing launched him to very brief viral fame
Kristap Por-sling-dick – A play on Kristaps Porzingis, a basketball player for the New York Knick’s who despite being from Latvia has adopted some NY mannerisms
Eli Litby – A play on Eli Whitney, inventor of the cotton gin
Boutros Boutros Gully – A play on Boutros Boutros-Ghali, former Secretary-General of the UN, “Gully” being Jamaican Patois for an impoverished area
Slobodan Might-know-ya-bitch – A play on Slobodan Milosevic, former President of Serbia and important player in the Bosnian War
Young Day Party – I believe this was adopted in the summer of 2016 after Desus recounted the story of a day party in D.C., which seemed to invigorate his love for partying during the day
Young Hot Take – He has hot takes, pretty obvious here
Desus H. Fuego – Another moniker to describe his hot (“fuego”) takes on topics
Mr. Nandos with a rando - Nandos is a portuguese chicken restaurant chain which originated in South Africa and is big in the UK and Australia. Rando is slang for random person. Having Nandos with a rando is eating chicken with a random person (credit to u/deweez)
Mr Mil Novecientos Noventa Y Cuatro en Nueva York – In later episodes Desus rarely adds the “en Nueva York” bit, but it translates to “Mr. 1994 in New York”. "The Knicks team in 1994 made the finals and is a legendary team amongst all Knicks fans who were around at the time. That team got to game 7 of the finals against the Rockets. NYC rallied around that team hard body because that team absolutely embodied NYC to a T with guys like Ewing, Charles Oakley, Mason, Starks, and Derek Harper." - credit to u/Okieant33
Mikhail Goin-off – A play on Mikhail Prokhorov, the Russian owner of the Brooklyn Nets (credit to u/Okieant33)
The Jouvert Boss – “Jouvert” is a carnival held in Caribbean/West Indian culture, involving a lot of partying
MC Likkle Gungo Pea - Gungo pea is a type of peas (also known as pigeon peas) often used in Jamaican dishes. Reference to his Jamaican heritage (credit to u/hopelessromcom)
"Pullin' up from 40 with your shorty" – Desus will “pull up”, or make a pass at, your girl even when the odds are slim or unlikely, much like a 40 foot shot in basketball
"Don’t talk to me in the Uber Pool, I don’t know you" – Uber introduced a service where you can share rides with other Uber users for a discounted rate. Desus has expressed his reluctance to engage with strangers when he is using it
The original “my plus one got a plus one so don’t make a fuss son” – When Desus shows up to an event with a girl, he brings two, and he's intimating that the host shouldn’t have a problem with that
Desus Rothstein, the Jamaican Jew – Originated around when Mero began his house search in Bergen County, NJ where a number of wealthy people of Jewish descent live. Desus envisions a version of himself who would fit in there
Jermaine Avocado Toast – Desus has gotten more cultured as a result of their success, and as such he has been able to indulge in things usually enjoyed by privileged white people, a stereotypical example of that being avocado toast. This is Desus’ gentrified, hipster persona
Young PA - Possible reference to the sound of small amount of air being expelled from a loose butthole, which is an impression Mero occasionally does (credit to u/jimsternub). This is also a reference to Brooklyn rapper Young MA.
The Ghost of Mufasa – A reference to Lion King, but beyond that I have no idea why he adopted it. Still hilarious though, and the nickname that most often makes Mero laugh
Young Charcuterie without the coonery – Charcuterie is considered very hip and trendy right now, and Desus is again saying he has a taste for the finer things, but is no longer interested in “coonery”, a derogatory term used to describe stereotypical African American behavior
Chile Limon, the left handed reliever for the Yankee’s (Que lo que?) – A fictional persona that seems to be a Latino version of Dock Ellis, who famously threw a no hitter while high on Acid. Chile Limon is also a popular seasoning/flavor with the Latino community
Vice-K Matsuzaka – A play on Daisuke Matsuzaka, a former professional baseball player who played for the New York Mets, among others
3 Phone Jones (previously 2 Phone Jones) – Desus originally adopted "2 Phone Jones" after he reluctantly bought an iPhone to go with his Samsung Galaxy. He then received a Google Pixel, making it 3 Phone Jones (credit to u/ArtSorr0w)
Desus Ex Machina – A play on the common plot device “deus ex machina”, or “god from the machine” in which an unsolvable problem is suddenly resolved by some unexpected intervention. Desus also used to have a tumblr entitled "Desus Ex Machina" (credit to u/hardcore9)
Jay Chuckles - Revealed in episode 55 to be a reference to a now-defunct shoe store in NYC. Did Desus read this thread?
Stanley Cups - Desus' former rap alias, as revealed in episode 53.
The Human Dr. Bronner’s Label (Dilute! Dilute! Dilute!) – A reference to the concentrated soap Dr. Bronner’s Castile soap, which needs to be diluted. I didn’t quite understand how Desus applied this to himself, but it came from a joke in Episode 51 or 52 about Sean Spicer trying to defray controversy surrounding President Trump's decisions
Dionardo DiTrappio – A play on “Leonardo DiCaprio”, the actor, but referencing “trapping”, a slang for selling drugs.
Mr. 240p because I like my Pino blurry – Desus longs for the days of very low resolution pornography. 240p refers to the resolution, which is extremely low by modern standards
DJ Woolite – The host of the fictional station “Washed FM”, a fictional radio station that is sometimes referenced along with “WSMK, Smack City Radio”. Woolite is a brand of laundry detergent
The Curried G.O.A.T – A double reference to Desus’s Jamaican heritage, where Curried Goat is a popular culinary item, as well as referencing the phrase “G.O.A.T”, short for “greatest of all time”
Desus Spicer – A play on the former White House Press Secretary, Sean Spicer, who is often referenced on Desus & Mero as “spicing up” or “adding spice” to his takes
Jamal Hashburn - A play on Jamal Washburn, a former NBA player, about Hash
The Bronx Celine Dion - ???
Wray and Nephew's Nephew - A play on J. Wray and Nephew rum, which has its origins in Jamaica like Desus. Also, Desus drinks a lot, which you probably should have figured out by now. Introduced in episode 58
The Moreno you can't contain-o - A play on "moreno", a Spanish term for someone with dark skin
The Human Meme, Word to Ja - A play on Ja Rule's infamous mistake of believing that the word "meme" is pronounced "may-may"
Young Erewhon - A reference to a bourgeois health food store in LA, which makes this nickname in the vein of "Jermaine Avocado Toast", demonstrating Desus' taste for finer things now. Credit to u/a-1-since-day-1
The Racist Provocateur - Desus flipped an angry tweet from April 28th 2017, in which someone called him a "racist provocateur" into a new alias
Henrik Bud-qvist - A play on NHL goalie Henrik Lundqvist, who currently plays for the New York Rangers
Nelson Bang-dela - An old alias resurrected in episode 65, a play on South African civil right's icon Nelson Mandela
Sergio Can't-see-me - A play on Sergio Tacchini, an Italian fashion designer and former Tennis player
The Human Werther's, melting in your mouth - A reference to Werther's Originals, a brand of caramel hard candies favored by old people. Not really sure what this one means otherwise.
Vladimir Boofin' - A play on Russian president Vladimir Putin, "boofin" being a reference to smuggling something by sticking it inside one's rectum
Mr. Becks on Deckington - The first time Desus introduced this one, he accidentally said "Mr. Becky's on Deckington" which was an incredible Freudian slip since Desus has been accused of not being into black women, and "Becky" is the stereotypical white woman name in pop culture. This is a reference to Desus always drinking Beck's, a cheap beer he favors along with Heineken. Adding "-ington" to words is New York slang, as Mero explains at some point.
Rikki-Tikki-Squad-bi - A play on Rikki-Tikki-Tavi, a character from the Jungle Book
Greg "Paaa"-povitch - A very meta play on San Antonio Spur's coach Greg Popovich and the onomatopoeia of spreading butt cheeks apart (according to Mero)
"Mr. Shopping at StreetEasy with a bad breezy like I'm Yeezy, please believe me - Another one of Desus' tongue twisters, this one is in reference to shopping at StreetEasy, a NYC real estate website with an attractive woman like Kanye West might do
Morris "Say it with your chest"-nut - A play on actor Morris Chestnut
Mahatma Gone-B - A play on famed pacifist Mahatma Gandi
Not Macka B but I got the cucumber - A reference to a viral video in which Reggae artist Macka B raps about healthy food in his "medical monday" series, Desus is unsurprisingly referencing his penis
The juices are pressed but your boy never is - Being "pressed" means someone is applying pressure to you, and no one would do that to Desus. The juices he is talking about are probably the morning drink he has with lemongrass and cayenne pepper that he makes reference to many times in recent episodes of the podcast.
I am the Art, dammit! - Not sure if this is a reference to anything specific or just a Kanye-esque line a crazed creative might yell out at some point
The Don Dada Ganoush - I believe this is a reference to the Meditteranean dish Baba Ganoush, "Don Dada" is Jamaican Patois slang (I believe) for “top pimp” or “big player” and a sort-of homophone for "baba"
No more Cup of Noodles - I don't know if this is a reference beyond the fact that Cup of Noodles is a struggle meal and Desus is no longer struggling
The Prince of Peckham - A reference to Peckham, a diverse neighborhood in London
The Fashion Nova Casanova - Fashion Nova is an online clothing retailer that specifically targets curvy women that Desus and Mero reference pejoratively (saying it's for bottle waitresses), Desus is saying here that he excels at seducing these kind of women ("Casanova" is a term of a man who excels at seducing women derived from the name of Italian Giacomo Casanova)
William H. 5 Cent, 10 Cent, Dolla... Forget the small change, give me the the big money - A reference to Soca Boys song "Dollar Wine (one cent, five cent, ten cent, dollar)" which apparently was super popular in the West Indies. "William H Holla is something Jay-Z used to call himself back in his hey day. It comes from the fact that Bill Gates' full name is William Henry Gates. Jay-Z used to give himself nicknames back in the day. J-Hova caught on but he used the term William H Holla because Jay-Z also coined the phrase "Holla At Me" and "Holla Back" and just shortened it to "Holla". So put the two together and you have William H Holla. He first said it on the song "Stick to the Script" off the Dynasty album. So Desus took it and made it his own." - credit to u/Okieant33
The only anthem I salue is Dipset - A reference to the ongoing national anthem protests in the NFL, Desus is saying the only anthem he salutes is "Dipset Anthem" by Harlem rap legends The Diplomats
Mister Sauga, Catch me at Square One Top Left. Mans is marved. - Finally a Canadian-centric reference, which makes sense given that the Bodega Boys have performed there multiple times. This is a reference to the Square One Shopping Center in Mississauga, Canada (where Desus alleges his mysterious wife and kids live), and "top left" is Greater Toronto Area slang for "truthful" or "seriously". "Mans is marved", means "I'm hungry" in Toronto slang (credit to u/Fortehlulz33)
Trill Rizzuto, holy cow! - A reference to former Yankees player Phil Rizzuto who would later go on to be a commentator, where his trademark expression was "holy cow!"
Mister Soft Palms because all I do is count checks and jerk off - I don't know if this is a reference to anything except Desus bragging about his lifestyle
We got OJ, uh purple stuff, soda, and it's me! Sunny D!" - A reference to an old Sunny D commercial (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQE3jWYuGiw), and a play on the fact that people likely used to called Desus by the nickname "D", so "it's me! Sunny D" would be like saying "it's me, Desus!". Also kind of ironic since Desus is not a particularly sunny person (cue Dark Desus).
David Yerp-man - A play on David Yurman, an expensive jewelry company, and NYC slang exclamation "yerp"
Desus expensive, Desus Red Bottoms, Desus bloody shoes - A play on a lyric from fellow Bronx native Cardi B taken from her song "Bodak Yellow"
Smoke-im Noah - A play on NBA player Joaquim Noah who played for the Knicks
Andrew Coooooool-nanan - A reference to serial killer (most notable for killing Gianni Versace) Andrew Cunanan
The Junior Energy God, come sit down 'pon me charger - Originally just the "Energy God" until Desus realized that that was fellow Jamaican Elephant Man's aliases. I thiiiink this is referring to the phrase "bring the same energy", the idea that if one is saying something behind someone's back, when confronted by the individual they should stick to their original statements. This alias started after the infamous Desus & Mero visit to the Breakfast Club, in which DJ Envy accosted the boys about a joke they made about his wife. Desus & Mero didn't punk out and therefore "brought the same energy". Someone tell me if I'm reaching here.
The Black Asiatic who will crack your back like an automatic craftmatic - Added in episode 54 after Desus' continuing gag about "big Black Asiatic men" (often referencing their penises). Here Desus is implying that sex with him (a Black Asiatic man) is very vigorous by saying he will change your posture like a Craftmatic mattress, which is a brand of mattress whose shape and orientation can be controlled electronically
Mr. La Marina in a mesh Merina with a fresh misdemeanor and a cold demeanor – This one is a doozy, but was adopted after Desus mentioned his frequent trips to La Marina (a bar on the water in Manhattan) in episodes released in the summer of 2016. A mesh Merina is a a mesh tank top (I think). The other two parts are self explanatory. Not sure how he always gets this one right without mixing up the words.
Your problematic bae – Desus occasionally says problematic things, but you still love him, hence him being your “bae”. He always ends with this one, followed by an exaggerated kissing sound
Mero is far less consistent with his aliases. Depending upon how smacked he is, he will often exclude or repeat some of his aliases. He also adds them far less frequently than Desus.
The Kid Mero - In a Hot 97 interview on April 13th 2017, Mero explained that this alias comes from the fact that his father and uncle wanted to name him "Romero", but his mother vetoed it and named him "Joel". His father and uncle continued to call him "Romero", which was shortened to "Mero" as a nickname
The Human Durag Flap – Mero’s original nickname, and a reference to how hood he is and his uncircumcised status, something that gets referenced very often (credit u/ZeddyG2 and u/chandlersokay)
Curve Gotti – A play on “Irv Gotti”, former boss of Murder, Inc. records
Donovan Mcdabb - A play on former NFL player Donovan Mcnabb, in reference to dabbing, which could have two meanings (smoking THC oil or the dance move created by the Migos)
Trizz Khalifa – A play on “Wiz Khalifa”, but substituting the first part of the name with the slang “Trizz”. Usually said in a fake patois, imitating Popcaan's cry of "Fuck Wiz Khalifa!" at a Mixpak event
SKKRRRT Loder – A play on “Kurt Loder” former host on MTV News and editor at Rolling Stone
James St. Fatdick, I'll Ghost on you shorty - Originated right around the premiere of season 4 of Starz hit show "Power", here referencing the main character James St. Patrick, whose street alias is "Ghost"
“I no fucking baby, I fucking man!” – A reference to the viral video that sent friend of the brand Pioladitingancia to fame
“Check the guest list again because my name is definitely on it, and no I’m not stepping to the side while you check” – Not so much a nickname but something Mero might have said back in the day when he was broke and had to lie about being on guest lists to get into clubs
Some variation of "slide it again, put the bag over it, I know there's money on it! - A reference to a familiar experience for anyone who has been broke, in which you lie and act like it's the store's fault when your card gets declined
Da-da-da Dad of the year – A play on a lyric from ScHoolboy Qs song "Man of The Year" (credit u/ZeddyG2). Mero already has three Mero Jr’s and the bodega princess, and as far as we can tell is an awesome dad, thus earning such a title. Confirmed to be a ScHoolboy Q reference in episode 56
The Dominican Don Dada – Jamaican Patois slang (I believe) for “top pimp” or “big player”, and as we know Mero is of Dominican descent, hence “Dominican Don Dada”. The phrase "Jamaican Don Dada" is used by the character Lennox in the movie "Belly", which is a classic in hip hop culture (credit to u/a-1-since-day-1)
Papa Sushi, The Dyckman Don - A reference to often-referenced Mamasushi, a fusion sushi restaurant on Dyckman Street in Manhattan
Been-Smacked Biyombo – A play on “Bismack Biyombo”, a professional basketball player on the Orlando Magic
Feel-da-ass Tyson – A play on “Neil DeGrasse Tyson”, a well known physicist
Light-an-L Messi - A play on Lionel Messi, a famous Argentinian soccer player of Italian descent, and smoking an "L", slang for blunt
Dick-in-ya-bae Mutombo - A play on Dikembe Mutombo, former NBA player
Ben Barson, with the precision of a Swiss wristwatch/my hands are gifted – During the 2016 election cycle, famed neurosurgeon Ben Carson engaged in a brief campaign for the Republican nomination. Mero took to doing impressions of him, exaggerating Carson’s urban upbringing by saying he was “Ben Barson”, in which the “C” was replaced with a “B”, as a Blood gang member would. Unlike Desus, who almost never fumbles his nicknames, Mero has maybe said this one correctly one time
Some variation of “I’ll open your medicine cabinet and take all of your Benzos” – This is self-referential in two ways: 1. The earlier reference here is to when Mero admitted to Desus that he will unashamedly go through people’s medicine cabinets in order to snoop on their lives and 2. After the boat party story in which Mero got drunk and took some Xanax’s, he added “I’ll take all of your benzos” bit to express how much he enjoys the feeling Benzodiazepines create
The Xandman – This is a play on the musical artist “Scatman John”, who was most known for his song “Scatman’s World”, the chorus of which Mero imitates with this name and the accompanying vocalization
Rico Sabroso – Spanish for “Rich Tasty”, but I’m not sure what the reference here is beyond that
Tom Brazy, your girl got my balls deflated - A boastful play on the Deflategate controversy surrounding Tom Brady and the New England Patriots after the 2014-2015 AFL Championship game
Baby Newport - I assume a reference to Newport brand cigarettes, stereotypically popular in urban areas
Barlos Santana - A play on famed guitarist Carlos Santana and Xanax bars
Romeo Xantos - A reference to famed Bachata artist and Xanax, Bachata being a dance and music style originating in the Dominican Republic
Blem de la blem - "Blem" is Toronto/Jamaican slang for "high", and this is a play on the phrase "crème de la crème" (credit to u/Fangbian)
Light-an-L Dutchie, is it weed you're looking for? - Another weed double entendre referencing Lionel Richie and his famous song "Hello"
Papi Shampoo - Papi Shampoo is a popular Dominican phrase meaning that someone is a ladies man that dresses well. (credit to u/irollny)
The East Tremont Stevie B – East Tremont is a predominately Hispanic area of the Bronx, while Stevie B was a recording artist from the 80’s with some incredible Jheri Curls. Sometimes sings "I want to be the one your Titi is fucking" after
Niño Brown – A reference to the main character of the film “New Jack City”, in which Wesley Snipes plays a crack dealer named Nino Brown, but pronounced like the Spanish word for "kid", giving it some Latino flavor (credit to u/Okieant33)
Barmelo Xanthony – An incredible play on the Bodega Boy’s favorite NBA player, Carmelo Xanthony, and Mero’s beloved Xanax’s
Some variation of “if you see me in Target approach me like a bear” – Originates from Mero’s love of getting really high and hanging out in Target. Being high sometimes makes him paranoid, so he doesn’t like people just running up on him. Desus suggested people “approach him diagonally, like you would a bear”. Mero interchanges “bear”, “Ursine Mammal”, and “Oso” (Spanish for “bear”) at random
The Plantain Supernova in the Sky – A reference to the Oasis hit “Champagne Supernova”, but changed to reflect Mero’s Dominican heritage, which often uses plantains in its cuisine. Occasionally he will sing an extended version, which goes “One day you will find me, smoking weed on Tremont/in the Plantain Supernova in the sky”. How does he hit these melodies so perfectly every time?
Xaniel Bedingfield - A play on Daniel Bedingfield followed by Mero playing "I Gotta Get Through This" a popular song by the artist Daniel Bedingfield with lyrics that are about Xanax (credit to u/KTTeal)
Joe Hookah, I dare you to smoke with me! - A reference to rapper Black Rob's song "I Dare You" that features Joe Hooker on the hook
I sold fake Lean to your favorite SoundCloud rapper - Not sure this is a specific reference other than the fact that Lean is pretty much a guaranteed accessory for any SoundCloud rapper and Actavis discontinued their codeine/promethazine cough syrup in 2014 due to abuse, so a lot of people are drinking fake Lean.
"Llego el hijo de Tito y Fifa papi"/"The son of Tito and Fifa has arrived, papi – In later episodes, Mero began to include some Spanish phrases at the end of his list of aliases, usually beginning with this phrase and building off of it. When Mero does this he also says "Hassan tira me lo pita" which is slang for "Hassan drop me a beat". Mero is making pretend that he's a DJ on NY's Spanish Radio Station 97.9 La Mega. Mero from here goes on to talk all kinds of shit about how hard and gangster he is. (credit to u/bobbuddha and u/Okieant33)
Please correct me if you have ideas or see mistakes!
Discontinued aliases
Mero - Young Pap Smear
Desus - Young Green Room
Mero - Metro Bloomin' Onion (credit to u/raybegleiter)
Mero - Fry-an-L Messi - Mero at one point said this instead of "Light-an-L Messi", he'll probably go back and forth

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ITEM 23 ANTI-FLAG LIVE ACOUSTIC RSD 2016 (CLEAR) LP/2000 $20
ITEM 24 ANVIL HOPE IN HELL LP $20
ITEM 25 ARKAEA YEARS IN THE DARKNESS LP $7
ITEM 26 A$AP ROCKY LORD PRETTY FLACKO JODYE RSD 7” $6
ITEM 27 AT HALF MAST FATHERS AND SONS LP $7
ITEM 28 AT THE GATES GARDENS OF GRIEF RSD 2015 LP/1500 $17
ITEM 29 ASKING ALEXANDRIA THE BLACK (RED) LP $24
ITEM 30 ATREYU A DEATHGRIP ON YESTERDAY LP $14
ITEM 31 ATREYU THE BEAST HAS RISEN RSD 7” $10
ITEM 32 ATREYU THE CURSE (BLUE) LP/500 $20 SOLD
ITEM 33 AUGUST BURNS RED CONSTELLATIONS (RED/ORANGE) LP/1000 $25 SOLD
ITEM 34 AUGUST BURNS RED CONSTELLATIONS (SWAMP GREEN) LP/500 $30
ITEM 35 AUGUST BURNS RED FOUND IN FAR AWAY PLACES LP/1500 $20
ITEM 36 AVENGED SEVENFOLD HAIL TO THE KING LP $24
ITEM 37 AWAKEN DEMONS THE MIRROR (GREEN) LP $6
ITEM 38 BABYMETAL METAL RESISTANCE LP $22
ITEM 39 BAD BRAINS LIVE AT CBGB 1982 LP $15
ITEM 40 BALANCE AND COMPOSURE ACOUSTIC THREE TRACK 7” $9
ITEM 41 BARONESS BLUE RECORD (DEEP PURPLE) LP/400 $30
ITEM 42 BARONESS BLUE RECORD (GOLD) LP/2000 $30
ITEM 43 BARONESS BLUE RECORD (GREEN) LP/500 $30
ITEM 44 BARONESS RED ALBUM (BABY PINK) LP/400 $28
ITEM 45 BARONESS RED ALBUM (HOT PINK) LP/2000 $28
ITEM 46 BARONESS RED ALBUM (GREEN) LP/500 $28
ITEM 47 BARONESS RED ALBUM (BONE) LP/2000 $28
ITEM 48 BARONESS YELLOW & GREEN (BONE) LP/500 $30
ITEM 49 BAYSIDE CULT LP $17
ITEM 50 BAYSIDE CULT (WHITE EDITION) LP $25
ITEM 51 BAYSIDE/SAVES THE DAY/I AM THE AVALANCHE/TRANSIT SPLIT 7” $12
ITEM 52 BAYSIDE SELF TITLED LP $15
ITEM 53 BAYSIDE SHUDDER (WHITE) LP $15
ITEM 54 BAYSIDE SHUDDER LP $15
ITEM 55 BAYSIDE THE WALKING WOUNDED LP $15
ITEM 56 BAYSIDE SIRENS AND CONDOLENCES LP $14
ITEM 57 BEASTIE BOYS TOO MANY RAPPERS W/NAS 12” SINGLE $6
ITEM 58 BEING AS AN OCEAN BEING AS AN OCEAN LP $19
ITEM 59 BELLA MORTE EXORCISMS LP $18
ITEM 60 BEN KWELLER SAWDUST MAN 7” $7
ITEM 61 BEST COAST SOMETHING IN THE WAY 7” $6
ITEM 62 BEST COAST LATE 20’S 7” $6
ITEM 63 BEST COAST CALIFORNIA NIGHTS LP $19
ITEM 64 BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME COMA ECLIPTIC (CLEAR SMOKE) LP $30
ITEM 65 BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME THE SILENT CIRCUS LP $22
ITEM 66 BLACK SUIT YOUTH MEET ME IN DEATH VALLEY LP $6
ITEM 67 BLACKLISTED ECCENTRINE (RED/GOLD SPLATTER) 7” $7
ITEM 68 BLINK 182 LEMMINGS (CADET BLUE SWIRL) 7” $7
ITEM 69 BLINK 182 THEY CAME TO CONQUER URANUS 7” $7
ITEM 70 BLINK 182 CALIFORNIA 180G LP $23
ITEM 71 BLINK 182 BUDDHA (PINK) LP $18
ITEM 72 BLITZEN TRAPPER FIELD REXX RSD 2016 LP/1500 $18
ITEM 73 BOB DYLAN GREENWICH VILLAGE VOL. 1 RSD 2016 LP/1000 $33
ITEM 74 BOB DYLAN GREENWICH VILLAGE VOL. 2 RSD 2016 LP/1000 $33
ITEM 75 BOMB THE BASS BUTTERFINGERS 12” EP $5
ITEM 76 BOYSETSFIRE WHILE A NATION SLEEPS LP $14
ITEM 77 BRAID FRANKIE WELFARE BOY AGE 5 LP $15
ITEM 78 BRAID MOVIE MUSIC VOL. 2 180G LP $16
ITEM 79 BRAND NEW DAISY LP $24
ITEM 80 BRAND NEW DAISY (GREEN) LP/2000 $25
ITEM 81 BRAND NEW DEJA ENTENDU 180G LP $25
ITEM 82 BRAND NEW THE DEVIL AND GOD ARE RAGING INSIDE ME LP $25
ITEM 83 BRAND NEW YOUR FAVORITE WEAPON LP $15
ITEM 84 BRING ME THE HORIZON SHADOW MOSES 10” ETCHED EP/1000 $20
ITEM 85 BRING ME THE HORIZON THAT’S THE SPIRIT LP $22
ITEM 86 BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN THE WILD, THE INNOCENT AND THE E STREET SHUFFLE 2015 RSD 180G LP $18
ITEM 87 BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN DARKNESS ON THE EDGE OF TOWN RSD 2015 180G LP $18
ITEM 88 CASPIAN DUST AND DISQUIET LP $22
ITEM 89 CASPIAN WAKING SEASON LP $20
ITEM 90 CAVE IN ANCHOR (GREY MARBLE) 7” $4
ITEM 91 CBGB SOUNDTRACK $25
ITEM 92 CHARLI XCX TRUE ROMANCE LP $18
ITEM 93 CHEAP TRICK AULD LANG SYNE LIVE AT LA FORUM 1979 LP/1000 $32
ITEM 94 CHILDREN OF BODOM BLOODDRUNK PIC DISC LP $18
ITEM 95 CHILDREN OF BODOM HALO OF BLOOD (SILVER) LP $14
ITEM 96 CHIODOS R2ME2/LET ME GET YOU A TOWEL (GREEN) 7” $6
ITEM 97 CHIODOS BONE PALACE BALLET GRAND CODA EDITION (RED) LP/1500 $21
ITEM 98 CHROMEO/CHUCK INGLISH CONVERTIBLES RSD 7” + CD $7
ITEM 99 CHUCK RAGAN BREAK OUR BREAD 7” $7
ITEM 100 CIRCA SURVIVE DESCENSUS LP $24
ITEM 101 CIRCA SURVIVE DESCENSUS (YELLOW) LP/1500 $27
ITEM 102 CIRCA SURVIVE DESCENSUS (BLUE) LP/1500 $27
ITEM 103 CIRCA SURVIVE DESCENSUS (CLEAR W/BLUE SPLATTER) LP $24
ITEM 104 CIRCA SURVIVE JUTURNA (BLUE/GREY SPLATTER) LP/2000 $24
ITEM 105 CIRCA SURVIVE JUTURNA (WHITE TOUR EXCLUSIVE WITHOUT SCREEN COVER) LP/3000 $24
ITEM 106 CIRCE CIRCE LP $20
ITEM 107 CIRCLE OF ANIMALS DESTROY THE LIGHT (GREEN) LP $6
ITEM 108 CITY AND COLOUR WEIGHTLESS + FRAGILE BIRD 2X 7” SET $16
ITEM 109 CLUTCH THE ELEPHANT RIDERS LP $30
ITEM 110 COAL CHAMBER RIVALS LP $18
ITEM 111 COAL CHAMBER RIVALS (WHITE) EXCLUISIVE LP/100* $30
ITEM 112 COALESCE GIVE THEM THE ROPE (TAN/TEAL) LP/500 $18
ITEM 113 COIL/NINE INCH NAILS RECOILED REMIXES 12” EP $20 SOLD
ITEM 114 COLD WAR KIDS FIVE QUICK CUTES RSD 2015 10” EP/2000 $12
ITEM 115 COLDPLAY EVERY TEARDROP IS A WATERFALL 7” $10
ITEM 116 COLISEUM GODDAMAGE LP $15
ITEM 117 COLISEUM HOUSE WITH A CURSE LP $15
ITEM 118 COLISEUM PARASITES EP $14
ITEM 119 COLISEUM SISTER FAITH LP $15
ITEM 120 COLVIN & EARLE WAKE UP LITTLE SUSIE RSD 2016 7”/2000 $10
ITEM 121 COMEBACK KID TURN IT AROUND LP $18
ITEM 122 COMEBACK KID DIE KNOWING LP $15
ITEM 123 COMEBACK KID DIE KNOWING (TEAL MARBLE) LP *OOP $20
ITEM 124 COMEBACK KID WAKE THE DEAD (TAN) LP $14
ITEM 125 COMEBACK KID SYMPTOMS + CURES (BLUE) LP/215 $14
ITEM 126 CONTINENT IDLE HANDS LP $14
ITEM 127 CONVERGE LIVE AT THE BBC (GREEN) 7”/5304 $8
ITEM 128 CONVERGE AXE TO FALL (ELECTRIC BLUE/BABY BLUE MIX)/1000 $15
ITEM 129 CONVERGE YOU FAIL ME REDUX (WHITE) LP $20
ITEM 130 CONVERGE LIVE AT THE BBC (GREEN) 7”/5304 $9
ITEM 131 CONVERGE NO HEROES (MIX MARBLE/VOMIT) LP/1099 $16
ITEM 132 CONVERGE UNLOVED AND WEEDED OUT(GREEN) LP/2017 $16
ITEM 133 CONVERGE/DROPDEAD SPLIT (BLUE BONG MARBLE) 7” $9
ITEM 134 CREEPOID CEMETARY HIGHRISE SLUM LP $14
ITEM 135 CUB COUNTRY STRETCH THAT SKULL COVER & SMILE LP $6
ITEM 136 CURSIVE BAD SECTS LP $12
ITEM 137 CURSIVE I AM GEMINI LP $12
ITEM 138 CYPRESS HILL GET ON DOWN RSD 7” $10
ITEM 139 DANE COOK HARMFUL IF SWALLOWED LP $15
ITEM 140 DAVE HAUSE HOME ALONE RSD 7” $13
ITEM 141 DAVE HAUSE RESOLUTIONS (BLUE) LP $18
ITEM 142 DAVID BOWIE/TOM VERLAINE SIDE BY SIDE SERIES: KINGDOM COME RSD (WHITE) 7” $8
ITEM 143 DAVID BOWIE AT THE BEEB: THE BEST OF BBC RADIO SESSIONS ’68-’72 4LP BOX SET $65
ITEM 144 DAVID BOWIE ALADDIN SANE LP $19
ITEM 145 DAVID BOWIE CHANGESONEBOWIE LP $19
ITEM 146 DAVID BOWIE SPACE ODDITY LP $19
ITEM 147 DAVID BOWIE GOLDEN YEARS PICTURE DISC 7” $13
ITEM 148 DEAD IN THE DIRT FEAR 7” $6
ITEM 149 DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE TRANSATLANTICISM LP $29
ITEM 150 DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE KINTSUGI LP $25
ITEM 151 DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE SOMETHING ABOUT AIRPLANES LP $19
ITEM 152 DEATH FROM ABOVE 1979 THE PHYSICAL WORLD LP $21
ITEM 153 DEATHCYCLE PRELUDE TO TYRANNY (BLUE) LP $6
ITEM 154 DEERHOOF OFFEND MAGGIE RSD 2016 (WHITE) LP/2500 $17
ITEM 155 DEERHUNTER MEMORY BOY (WHITE) 7” $7
ITEM 156 DEERHUNTER FADING FRONTIER LP $19
ITEM 157 DEFTONES DEFTONES (SELF TITLED) LP $21
ITEM 158 DEFTONES DIAMOND EYES 140G (WHITE) LP $21
ITEM 159 DEFTONES GORE 140G (WHITE) LP $21
ITEM 160 DEFTONES ADRENALINE LP $21
ITEM 161 DEFTONES KOI NO YOKAN LP $21
ITEM 162 DEFTONES AROUND THE FUR 180G LP $21
ITEM 163 DEFTONES SATURDAY NIGHT WRIST LP $21
ITEM 164 DEPECHE MODE PEACE (GREY MARBLE) 7”/10000 $8
ITEM 165 DEVO/GERALD CASALE IT’S ALL DEVO RSD 2016 LP/1037 $13
ITEM 166 DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN UNDER THE RUNNING BOARD (BRONZE) 10” EP/500 $18
ITEM 167 DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN UNDER THE RUNNING BOARD (BLACK/BRONZE MERGE) 10” EP/1250 $18
ITEM 168 DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN CALCULATING INFINITY LP/1200 $18
ITEM 169 DINOSAUR JR FARM LP $16
ITEM 170 DINOSAUR JR BUG LP $18
ITEM 171 DINOSAUR JR I BET ON SKY LP $18
ITEM 172 DINOSAUR JR SELF TITLED LP $18
ITEM 173 DINOSAUR JR PIECES 7” $7
ITEM 174 DISTURBED INDESTRUCTIBLE (ORANGE) UK 7”/1000 $13
ITEM 175 DISTURBED INDESTRUCTIBLE LP $16
ITEM 176 DISTURBED THE SICKNESS LP $16
ITEM 177 DISTURBED TEN THOUSAND FISTS LP $21
ITEM 178 DOOMRIDERS/SWEET COBRA SPLIT (HOT PINK) 7” $7
ITEM 179 DOOMRIDERS BLACK THUNDER LP $15
ITEM 180 DOOMRIDERS GRAND BLOOD (PURPLE) LP $15
ITEM 181 DR. DOG B-ROOM LP $19
ITEM 182 DR. DOG THE PSYCHEDLIC SWAMP LP $18
ITEM 183 DRAKE BELL READY STEADY GO LP $14
ITEM 184 DRIVE LIKE JEHU BULLET TRAIN TO VEGAS 7” $6
ITEM 185 DUSTIN KENSRUE THE GOOD NIGHT IS STILL EVERYWHERE (WHITE) LP/500 $22
ITEM 186 ECHOSMITH TALKING DREAMS LP $18
ITEM 187 ED SHEERAN X LP $23
ITEM 188 EIGHTEEN VISIONS VANITY (RED) 7” $7
ITEM 189 ELLIOT SMITH PRETTY (UGLY BEFORE) (YELLOW) 7” $10
ITEM 190 ELLIOT SMITH DIVISION DAY/NO NAME #6 (CLEAR) 7” $10
ITEM 191 EMAROSA VERSUS (CLEAR) LP/700 $16
ITEM 192 EMAROSA VERSUS (WHITE) LP/1200 $16
ITEM 193 EMERY THE QUESTION (CHERRY RED) LP/1500 $24
ITEM 194 EMMURE ETERNAL ENEMIES LP $14
ITEM 195 EMMURE FELONY SINGLES (RED) 7”/500 $6
ITEM 196 EMMURE SPEAKER OF THE DEAD LP $14
ITEM 197 ENVY ATHEIST’S CORNEA LP $17
ITEM 198 ENVY ABYSSAL LP $13
ITEM 199 ENVY COMPILED FRAGMENTS 1997-2003 LP $17
ITEM 200 ERIC B & RAKIM PAID IN FULL RSD 2015 7” $8
ITEM 201 EVERCLEAR BLACK IS THE NEW BLACK LP $16
ITEM 202 EVERY TIME I DIE SALEM (GREEN) 7” /1000 $13
ITEM 203 FAIRWEATHER LUSITANIA LP $15
ITEM 204 FILTER THE INEVITABLE RELAPSE 7” /500 $14
ITEM 205 FILTER THE SUN COMES OUT TONIGHT (GOLD) LP $14
ITEM 206 FILTER CRAZY EYES (RED & WHITE) LP/2000 $23
ITEM 207 FINCH BACK TO OBLIVION LP $20
ITEM 208 FINCH SAY HELLO TO SUNSHINE (BLUE MARBLE) LP/1000 $22
ITEM 209 FINCH WHAT IT IS TO BURN X LP $18
ITEM 210 FRANK TURNER POSITIVE SONGS FOR NEGATIVE PEOPLE RSD 2016 LP/3000 $22
ITEM 211 FRANK TURNER ROCK & ROLL 10” EP *OOP $30
ITEM 212 FRANK TURNER SLEEP IS FOR THE WEEK (BROWN/WHITE SMASH) LP/1000 $27
ITEM 213 FRONTIER RUCKUS SITCOM AFTERLIFE LP $17
ITEM 214 FUNERAL FOR A FRIEND/BOYSETSFIRE SPLIT (COLOR) 7”/1000 $7
ITEM 215 FUNERAL FOR A FRIEND BETWEEN ORDER AND MODEL (COLOR) LP $20
ITEM 216 FURTHER SEEMS FOREVER PENNY BLACK LP $16
ITEM 217 FURTHER SEEMS FOREVER THE MOON IS DOWN (WHITE) LP/1700 $23
ITEM 218 GARBAGE THE CHEMICALS RSD EXCLUSIVE 10” $13
ITEM 219 GERARD WAY HESITANT ALIEN LP $17
ITEM 220 GHOST OPUS EPONYMOUS PICTURE DISC LP $32
ITEM 221 GHOST OPUS EPONYMOUS LP $32
ITEM 222 GLASSJAW EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SILENCE (CARGO) $20
ITEM 223 GLASSJAW EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SILENCE 2LP $28
ITEM 224 GLASSJAW WORSHIP AND TRIBUTE (CLEAR) 180G LP/1000 $28
ITEM 225 GLOS HIDDEN CITIES 7” $10
ITEM 226 GONE GIRL SOUNDTRACK LP $25
ITEM 227 GOO GOO DOLLS BOXES LP $17 SOLD
ITEM 228 GRAVE MAKER HOME IS WHERE THE HEARTACHE IS 7” $6
ITEM 229 GRAVE MAKER DEMOLITION (GREEN) 7” /500 $14
ITEM 230 GREEN DAY AMERICAN IDIOT LP $27
ITEM 231 GREEN DRAGON TIME FOR NOW RSD 2016 (GREEN) 7”/500 $10
ITEM 232 GREG GINN GETTING EVEN LP $6
ITEM 233 GREG GINN LET IT BURN (BECAUSE I DON’T LIVE THERE ANYMORE) LP $6
ITEM 234 GUNS ‘N ROSES LIVE IN NEW YORK AT THE RITZ LP/1000 $30
ITEM 235 H20 LIVE AT CBGB 2002 LP $18
ITEM 236 HALF HANDED CLOUD AS STOWAWAYS IN CABINETS OF SURF, WE LIVE OUT LP $6
ITEM 237 HARRY DEAN STANTON TENNESSEE WHISKEY/PARTLY FICTION RSD PIC DISC 7” $10
ITEM 238 HARVEY MILK THE SINGLES (BLUE) LP/500 $25
ITEM 239 HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS HATE LP $18
ITEM 240 HE IS LEGEND HEAVY FRUIT LP $20
ITEM 241 HEADLIGHTS WILDLIFE LP $6
ITEM 242 HOT ROD CIRCUIT FORGIVE ME 7” *OOP $14
ITEM 243 HOT WATER MUSIC TILL THE WHEELS FALL OFF LP $16
ITEM 244 HUSKER DU MINNEAPOLIS MOONSTOMP LIVE IN MINNESOTA 1985 LP/1000 $32
ITEM 245 I HATE OUR FREEDOM SERIOUSLY (BLUE/GREY MARBLE) LP $7
ITEM 246 IDES OF GEMINI CARTHAGE (COLOR) RSD 2013 7”/500 $6
ITEM 247 INGRID MICHAELSON BE OKAY (BLUE) LP/1000 $24
ITEM 248 INGRID MICHAELSON HUMAN AGAIN (RED) LP/1000 $24
ITEM 249 INTEGRITY IN CONTRAST OF SIN (BLUE) 7” $7
ITEM 250 INTERPOL EVERYTHING IS WRONG 7” $7
ITEM 251 IRON & WINE ARCHIVE SERIES VOL. 2 : COVERS BY NEIL YOUNG AND THE FOUR TOPS 7” $8
ITEM 252 IRON & WINE GHOST ON GHOST LP $16
ITEM 253 ISLANDER VIOLENCE & DESTRUCTION LP $15
ITEM 254 JACK WHITE WOULD YOU FIGHT FOR MY LOVE 7” $7
ITEM 255 JACK WHITE BLUNDERBUSS 180G LP $22
ITEM 256 JAMES HUGGINS A PARALLAX LP $6
ITEM 257 JAY-Z MAGNA CARTA HOLY GRAIL LP $20
ITEM 258 JESSE MALIN NEW YORK BEFORE THE WAR LP $16
ITEM 259 JESSE MALIN OUTSIDERS LP $16
ITEM 260 JESSE MALIN THE FINE ART OF SELF DESTRUCTION LP $23
ITEM 261 JOB FOR A COWBOY VOLUME 1/3 10” $8
ITEM 262 JOHN NOLAN/MANSIONS HEAVY DUNGEON ECHO/C’EST LE FIN DUMONDE (RED) 7”/250 $10
ITEM 263 JOHN NOLAN THE ACOUSTIC SESSIONS (GREEN) LP/250 $20
ITEM 264 JOHN NOLAN THE ACOUSTIC SESSIONS (PEACH) LP/250 $20
ITEM 265 JOHN VANDERSLICE TIME TRAVEL IS LONELY LP $8
ITEM 266 JOHN VANDERSLICE TOO MUCH TIME 7” $5
ITEM 267 JONNY CRAIG A DREAM IS A QUESTION YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND (LIME) LP $18
ITEM 268 JONNY CRAIG A DREAM IS A QUESTION YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND LP $17
ITEM 269 JUDAS PRIEST 5 SOULS RSD 10” EXCLUSIVE $15
ITEM 270 JUICEHEAD ROTTING FROM THE INSIDE RSD 2012 7” $6
ITEM 271 KAREN ELSON VICIOUS/IN TROUBLE WITH THE LORD 7” $7
ITEM 272 KAREN ELSON MILK & HONEY 7”/1000 $7
ITEM 273 KEVIN DEVINE/MERIDITH GRAVES DEVINYL SPLITS VOLUME 2 7” $8
ITEM 274 KEVIN DEVINE BROTHER’S BLOOD LP $22
ITEM 275 KEVIN DEVINE BULLDOZER LP $14
ITEM 276 KOJI CROOKED IN MY MIND (BLUE) LP/700 $14
ITEM 277 KURT COBAIN MONTAGE OF HECK LP $32
ITEM 278 KURT COBAIN AND I LOVE HESAPPY (DEMO) 7” $12
ITEM 279 LADYTRON CRACKED/USA LIVE 7” $8
ITEM 280 LANA DEL REY BORN TO DIE LP $17
ITEM 281 LANA DEL REY ULTRAVIOLENCE LP $25
ITEM 282 LANA DEL REY PARADISE LP $15
ITEM 283 LCD SOUNDSYSTEM BIG IDEAS 12” SINGLE $6
ITEM 284 LCD SOUNDSYSTEM LONDON SESSIONS LP $21
ITEM 285 LIGHTS LITTLE MACHINES 140G (ORANGE) LP $20
ITEM 286 LIGHTS MIDNIGHT MACHINES (CLEAR) LP $18
ITEM 287 LINDEMANN SKILLS IN PILLS 180G LP $32
ITEM 288 LINKIN PARK LIVING THINGS LP $16
ITEM 289 LINKIN PARK MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT LP $20
ITEM 290 LINKIN PARK RECHARGED (CLEAR) LP $24
ITEM 291 LINKIN PARK THE HUNTING PARTY LP $24
ITEM 292 LOVER! NO DREAMS PLEASE EP $8
ITEM 293 LUCERO WOMEN & WORK (LIVE)/SIXES AND SEVENS *PROMO 7” *OOP $18
ITEM 294 LUCERO BOOM BOOM BOOM 7” $12
ITEM 295 M83 SOUNDTRACK LP $15
ITEM 296 MACHINE HEAD THE BLACK PROCESSION 10” $13
ITEM 297 MADONNA LIKE A VIRGIN 180G LP $20
ITEM 298 MADONNA MADONNA LP $20
ITEM 299 MAE/MODERN DANCE SPLIT (BLACK) 7”/200 $13
ITEM 300 MAE/MODERN DANCE SPLIT (PINK) 7”/2800 $10
ITEM 301 MAE DESTINATION B-SIDES RSD 2015 (BLACK/WHT SWIRL) LP/500 $16
ITEM 302 MAE DESTINATION B-SIDES (BLUE) LP $14
ITEM 303 MAJORITY RULE EMERGENCY NUMBERS (PURPLE) LP $7
ITEM 304 MAKE DO AND MEND DON’T BE LONG (RED) LP/800 $20
ITEM 305 MAN OVERBOARD/SENSES FAIL SPLIT (BLACK/BLUE) 7” $8
ITEM 306 MAN OVERBOARD HEAVY LOVE LP $16
ITEM 307 MANCHESTER ORCHESTRA HOPE LP $18
ITEM 308 MARILYN MANSON THE PALE EMPEROR LP $22
ITEM 309 MASTODON ASLEEP IN THE DEEP PICTURE DISC $15
ITEM 310 MASTODON BLOOD MOUNTAIN LP $17
ITEM 311 MASTODON CRACK THE SKYE LP $17
ITEM 312 MASTODON CRACK THE SKYE (BABY BLUE) LP $20 SOLD
ITEM 313 MASTODON LEVIATHAN (PINK) LP/1000 $35
ITEM 314 MASTODON LEVIATHAN LP $18
ITEM 315 MASTODON ONCE MORE ‘ROUND THE SUN 180G 2LP $34
ITEM 316 MASTODON ONCE MORE ‘ROUND THE SUN (GREEN MARBLE/COLOR) LP $27
ITEM 317 MASTODON REMISSION (HALF PURPLE/HALF BLACK) LP/1500 OOP* $55
ITEM 318 MASTODON REMISSION LP $18
ITEM 319 MASTODON THE HUNTER LP $20
ITEM 320 MATISYAHU MIRACLE 7” $6
ITEM 321 MEG & DIA HERE, HERE & HERE LP $20
ITEM 322 MEMPHIS MAY FIRE UNCONDITIONAL (COLOR) LP $17
ITEM 323 MEMPHIS MAY FIRE CHALLENGER LP $17
ITEM 324 MEMPHIS MAY FIRE UNCONDITIONAL LP $17
ITEM 325 METHOD MAN THE METH LAB (BLUE) LP $25
ITEM 326 MEWITHOUTYOU PALE HORSES (BONE WHITE/AQUA SPLATTER) LP $20
ITEM 327 MEWITHOUTYOU PALE HORSES (GRIMACE PURPLE/MILK SPLATTER) LP $20 SOLD
ITEM 328 MEWITHOUTYOU TEN STORIES LIMITED EDITION CASSETTE TAPE $8
ITEM 329 MEWITHOUTYOU TEN STORIES (PURPLE) LP $17
ITEM 330 MIDTOWN FORGET WHAT YOU KNOW LP $20
ITEM 331 MIDTOWN LIVING WELL IS THE BEST REVENGE (BLACK/RED SWIRL) LP/1500 $25
ITEM 332 MILES BENJAMIN ROBINSON SUMMER OF FEAR LP $7
ITEM 333 MINISTRY ENJOY THE QUIET LIVE FROM WACKEN 2012 LP $20
ITEM 334 MINISTRY FROM BEER TO ETERNITY LP $18
ITEM 335 MINISTRY LAST TANGLE IN PARIS LIVE 2012 LP $18
ITEM 336 MINISTRY PSALM 69 180G LP $17 SOLD
ITEM 337 MINISTRY RIO GRANDE BLOOD 140G (WHITE) SIGNED LP/3000 $35
ITEM 338 MINUS THE BEAR HIGHLY REFINED PIRATES LP $18
ITEM 339 MINUS THE BEAR MENOS EL OSO (BABY POOP) LP/1000 $18
ITEM 340 MINUS THE BEAR THEY MAKE BEER COMMERCIALS LIKE THIS (ORANGE) LP/1000 $17
ITEM 341 MINUS THE BEAR THEY MAKE BEER COMMERCIALS LIKE THIS (PINK) LP/1000 $17
ITEM 342 MINUS THE BEAR THEY MAKE BEER COMMERCIALS LIKE THIS (BLUE) LP/1000 $17
ITEM 343 MINUS THE BEAR THIS IS WHAT I KNOW ABOUT BEING GIGANTIC LP $16
ITEM 344 MIRACLE REGION PORTRAIT OF A DAMAGED FAMILY RSD 2016 LP/1000 $17
ITEM 345 MISERY INDEX HANG EM HIGH 7” $7
ITEM 346 MISS MAY I DEATHLESS LP $19
ITEM 347 MISSER PROBLEMS (BEER) 7” $12
ITEM 348 MISSER DISTANCING ETCHED EP $12
ITEM 349 MODERN BASEBALL/MARIETTA COUPLES THERAPY SPLIT 7” $8
ITEM 350 MODERN LIFE IS WAR STAGGER LEE (BLACK/RED SWIRL) 7” + CD $12
ITEM 351 MODERN LIFE IS WAR FEVER HUNTING (BONE) LP $15
ITEM 352 MODEST MOUSE LIFE OF ARCTIC SOUNDS (WHITE) 7” $8
ITEM 353 MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK/MATCHBOOK ROMANCE SPLIT 10” (WHITE) EP/1000 $18
ITEM 354 MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK/TRAMPLED BY TURTLES SPLIT (BLUE) 7”/500 *OOP $40
ITEM 355 MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK PANIC STATIONS LP $17
ITEM 356 MUDHONEY TOUCH ME I’M SICK RSD 2015 7” $6
ITEM 357 MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE I BROUGHT YOU MY BULLETS YOU BROUGHT ME YOUR LOVE LP $15 SOLD
ITEM 358 MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE DANGER DAYS LP $19
ITEM 359 MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE MAY DEATH NEVER STOP YOU (CLEAWHITE) LP+DVD $30
ITEM 360 MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE MAY DEATH NEVER STOP YOU 180G LP+DVD $25
ITEM 361 NATURAL BORN KILLERS SOUNDTRACK LP $22
ITEM 362 NEKO CASE THE WORSE THINGS GET, THE HARDER I FIGHT LP $23
ITEM 363 NEW FOUND GLORY RADIOSURGERY (PINK) 7” $9
ITEM 364 NICOLE ATKINS VULTURES 7” $7
ITEM 365 NICOLE ATKINS SLOW PHASER LP $16
ITEM 366 NINA PERSSON SOMETIMES RSD (WHITE) 7” $8
ITEM 367 NINE INCH NAILS THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL LP $30
ITEM 368 NO DEVOTION PERMANENCE LP $16
ITEM 369 NO MACHINE SELF TITLED LATHE CUT 5” VINYL SINGLE *#111/358 $10
ITEM 370 O+S O+S LP $7
ITEM 371 OF MICE & MEN LIVE AT BRIXTON (COLOR) LP+DVD $22
ITEM 372 OF MONTREAL SNARE LUSTROUS DOOMINGS 180G LP $20
ITEM 373 ONE YEAR LATER LIFE BETWEEN THE LIES LP $18
ITEM 374 ONLY CRIME VIRULENCE LP $9
ITEM 375 PARAMORE ALL WE KNOW IS FALLING LP $20
ITEM 376 PARKWAY DRIVE IRE (CLEAR W/SMOKE) LP/2000 $24
ITEM 377 PEARL JAM BACKSPACER (WHITE) 7” $10
ITEM 378 PHISH HOIST 180 GRAM NUMBERED LP $40
ITEM 379 PIERCE THE VEIL MISADVENTURES (WHITE) LP $20
ITEM 380 PITCH BLACK PITCH BLACK LP $7
ITEM 381 PLACEBO MTV UNPLUGGED LP $34
ITEM 382 POLAR BEAR CLUB DEATH CHORUS (ORANGE) LP/500 $17
ITEM 383 PRETTY GIRLS MAKE GRAVES ELAN VITAL LP $7
ITEM 384 PUBLIC IMAGE LTD FIRST ISSUE 180G LP $25
ITEM 385 PUBLIC IMAGE LTD LIVE AT O2 RSD 2016 (CLEAR) LP/1000 $28
ITEM 386 PUSCIFER DONKEY PUNCH EP $13
ITEM 387 PUSCIFER QUEEN BEE 7” $15
ITEM 388 PUSCIFER DOZO 7” $15
ITEM 389 PUSCIFER V IS FOR VIAGRA REMIXES LP $24
ITEM 390 PUSCIFER V IS FOR VAGINA LP $22
ITEM 391 RAIN MACHINE RAIN MACHINE (RED) LP $7
ITEM 392 RAMONES JUDY IS A PUNK RSD 2016 (BLUE) 7”/200 (1000 TOTAL PRESSING) $25
ITEM 393 RANCID INDESTRUCTIBLE (RED) LP $25
ITEM 394 RANCID LET’S GO 2X10” (RED) LP $25
ITEM 395 RDGLDGRN I LOVE LAMP 7”/500 NUMBERED $13 *SOLD**
ITEM 396 RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS THE GETAWAY LP $28
ITEM 397 REFUSED FREEDOM (BLUE) LP $22
ITEM 398 REFUSED FREEDOM LP $18
ITEM 399 REFUSED RATHER BE DEAD (CLEAR) LP $15
ITEM 400 REFUSED NEW NOISE THEOLOGY LP $15
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